Five From Designing Wally....

I don't black out, at least not that I can remember.

Plagiarism is nine-tenths of the law.

Some people have hang-ups, some people are hung-up;

I wouldn't know, I'm just hung...

No one is perfect,  everyone should just try to be more like me.

You are so sensuous....

And sensuous up; could you fix me another drink?

My favorite definition of a New Yorker is from Woody Allen:

"You are only a real New Yorker if you die here."