Showing posts with label exquisite release from torture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exquisite release from torture. Show all posts

Sunday, December 26, 2010

So glad that mishegoss is over...

Things can get back to normal around here...
finding work,

doing chores,

entertaining guests,

and romance.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

our monday memories....

well,
let us light a cigarette & tell ya about it...



we did a great deal of thinking about our career & finding a dream job -
like naming colours for a crayons or a paint company...
(l'amour, l'amour)



or perhaps something deep & important -
like being an activist and bridging a chasm...



or take the easy way out and invent sex toys & such -
make so much money that we would become  republican by default (vastly rich & vastly immoral)...
then look for sweet young things that don't have any visible means of support...
poor puppies -



well,
as near as we can see, the same road-sign appears on every possible path:



or, we could just pre-heat the oven to 350*F and bake....
forever...



YEAH -
and
maybe not too


qw

Thursday, September 9, 2010

sweet release -

one of our favorite things about NYC is the seasons...
they change and change on schedule...
labor day came and so did the cool breeze-
and there will be roses blooming into december -
DeLuxe

qw

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

woulda, coulda, shoulda....

... and we've done all three of these ....
on several occasions.
WE'RE FEELING TEH GAY!!!
(do not want sex)...
kamp is good?
soo...

get it? got it?

good...
(mmm pie-)



we think, maybe, she is...................................................

RIGHT ******




exquisite relief from torture...

....for a price.





flowers in flushing queens...

(evidently, all that flushing does the azaleas some good)




- - - feels good to be a leather handbag....

-><- rolling my own since '04 -><-




sometimes we feel like this:

& would fairly often, if we had the cash...



.... loose grammer.....

- dissolute librarian...


NOW
perhaps you should page down & play that charo-tube...
get youself rite...

qw

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

"as far as i'm concerned, you're only a real new yorker if you die here"... woody allen

st. michael's cemetary...

...they just finished a high rise mausoleum.
(location,location,location)


...it doesn't matter which boro you live in...
because most real new yorkers will wind up in queens, anyway, anyhow...
eventually...
qw

Sunday, July 25, 2010

won't one of you send mother some nervine? or coca-wine?...

....EFFERVESCENT.

...GO AWAY. you, you well-hung demons -

... oh! look! a french person wearing a dress: it is bearing a bottle of wine laced with "tonic"...
it may sit upon our lap...

... instantaneous cure for 15 cents...
here's 30


qw

Friday, June 11, 2010

art frenzy over, cocktail time...




This is the general impression upon entering this step-up master bath in Gramercy Park (proper)



We decided to use our collection of brass keys to do the riser face..
The full impression cannot be absorbed due to the quality of the Photo...
But the yellow of the brass against the red of the copper actually helps remind the user to step up...
Please, please- click to embiggerate...



Please don't clean them, or select them...
Or it will look contrived and not like the scales of an ancient koi of extraordinary stature...



All finished & clean, we are very pleased with the outcome, and we are our own most severe critic...

qw

Monday, May 10, 2010

our monday memories....



...will remain private till friday
qw


Dear, Dear Leana



this is how we found her when we were just a  wee princess....



but please know there is so much more -

RIP

qw

Thursday, May 6, 2010

testing testing one two three-



thank GOD the beer is safe



finally off the proverbial happy hook are we georgy girl?



rest in peace
qw

Saturday, May 1, 2010

sunday will never be the same...




my god those kool- lots (we'd wear them, and often) & we think we need to show spanky to the little cow-girls room....

if you watched this and don't have to pee....

we think you may be a psychopath...

qw

Monday, March 15, 2010

pre-heat oven to 350....AND BAKE


first we'd like to thank all the little people, the five days of rain, and all the charming people of planet earth.....
who really make our lives worth living.....
thank you

qw