Thursday, August 18, 2011

Rick Perry's Entire Campaign for President of the USA:

On the bright side he starts off admitting that he just simply, "dotes on boys"....
And ends his dissertation by quipping: "Nutty as a fruitcake!"....
We've never seen such honesty from the right.

Perhaps the best speech in the last eighty years, from a conservative!

And from which, we infer, that this man is not even smart enough to spin a yarn......


But that HAIR!!!

I'm an American, damnit!  And I'm voting for that HAIR!!!
DAMN the consequences!!!


  1. He does have nice hair.

    Too bad it covers a brain that has ceased to function.

  2. Forrest Gump is a genius compared to these people...

  3. There was an article I saw where the pointed out the similarities of him and another former Texas governor who will remain nameless, mostly because much like He Who Shall Not Be Named, there's a fear he might come back.

    It would be a shame if we find out he's gay in the same way as that representative in Indiana. Although, it would be deeply satisfying.

  4. tamayn-Fear of the name only increases the fear of the thing itself....
    I have a thought about political homosexuality: It is more akin to pedophilia in that it is the exertion of power over a weakling; physically vs. metaphorically...

    They will never win.