VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!

And You Too Can Have One of These!!!

The Florida Primary?
Guess What,
And Evil Person Won.....
& 
I Don't Even Know Who Won!

Well, what does it matter?

Perhaps we should send our congratulations to President Obama Though....

And He is So Blase' About It....

Well,

We Guess that He Knows what He Likes to do with a Bunch of Long-haired, Intelligent, Educated, Dandies...

SAME AS KING GEORGE III !!!

Backstory HERE
Andrew Sullivan's thoughts HERE

Imagine, throwing away your career, after working so hard to get that C average in high school and all those deep, deep thoughts about life that he had over all of those tasty, tasty doughnuts over the years...

We may even feel bad for him...

Do Your Own Fucking Research, Moron.....

via The Far Queue

The GOP is EVIL.

Just wanted to point that out before they turn off the internet.....

Vote Republican!!!

&

Help America Clean Up This Mess!

When Republicans Roamed the Earth...

"Imagine a Republican saying this: “Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.”
These heretical thoughts would inspire horror among our friends at Fox News or in the Tea Party. They’d likely label them as Marxist, socialist or Big Labor propaganda. Too bad for Abraham Lincoln, our first Republican president, who offered those words in his annual message to Congress in 1861. Will President Obama dare say anything like this in his jobs speech this week?"




Clipped this from article - HERE

What We Could Do....

If There Were No Conservatives,

AKA, republicans.

Although...
We do think that the republicans are right about testing to see if someone can vote!


An I.Q. test, we would totally agree with...


But we are quite sure that they won't go for that....

DUH!

Because that would apply to all people and not just a computer analysis of the color of ones' skin & a quick check into their credit rating....

EVIL. 

Dick Cheney: A Self-Righteous Steaming Pile of Shit....

Says That:

He has No Regrets!

We know that this is commonly know amongst people with at least a half a brain....

WE...

Would Like to See Him Go on a Tour of Europe....

(With a contingent no larger than the one Al Gore would get.)

HE CAN'T!

Neither Can George W. Bush.

EVER!

They would be arrested on war crime charges.

The only place they are welcome is in the company of morons and evil people, very much like themselves, here in the good ol' USA.

Kudos Again!

FOX NEWS.

There are less morons in America now than there were before you tossed Dick's salad this morning...

HERE is a great little synopsis... 

Brokeback Texas...

Brokeback GOP....

Rick Perry's Entire Campaign for President of the USA:

On the bright side he starts off admitting that he just simply, "dotes on boys"....
And ends his dissertation by quipping: "Nutty as a fruitcake!"....
We've never seen such honesty from the right.


Perhaps the best speech in the last eighty years, from a conservative!


And from which, we infer, that this man is not even smart enough to spin a yarn......


OH MY!


But that HAIR!!!

I'm an American, damnit!  And I'm voting for that HAIR!!!
DAMN the consequences!!!

The GOP - Behind the Scenes...

Doing What They Do Do.

As Act one comes to a close, the silly dancing marionettes slowly clear center stage, one by one, for the entrance of the hero; an updated version of their last automaton. Suitably attired in a "real American" outfit, including cowboy boots & a thick dark, wavy wig,  he saunters from the rear, mark, front and center.


The crowd goes wild...

Two Things...


We only have to wonder why they are using the same voice-over artist as the last time....

And we are quite sure that they are working frantically to work out the embedded mannerisms from its' last roll as a Stepford Wife...

Well!
Put us in a tutu and parade us around town...

We would have an easier time convincing the masses that we are a prima donna than Rick Perry ever will convincing the savvy that he is a man's man...

qw

Rick Perry Loves America....

And He Would Just Like To Say:

OH, HAI'L
Everybody...

He's a Nice Man...

He just wants to take care of Poland, that's all...

Thanks parkaboy

The Latest Craze y...

Rick Perry

Has

Been-

Michele Bachmann Eyezed!!!

Click HERE

Now, Stop! Obama is the Best Republican President We've Had Since that Fella... What's-His-Name?

See? 

We don't even remember her name....

so what does it matter?

TINA!!!.... Bring Us the Fiddle.....

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like it's 1929 !!!

How About That Stock Market!

Dow Down Over Five Hundred Points in One Day!

It's 2008  Again!!!

Except Our Rent is not Paid, Power is not Paid

& 

We Can't Afford to Support the Chinese Restaurant or the Korean Bodega...

On the Bright Side:

We Already Know How to be Poor

& 

The Republicans That Think That They Are Upwardly Mobile.......

Are Going to Get Slammed.

We sincerely hope that this will wake-up at least some of the half-morons.

Obama is a Good Boy.

There, 

We said it.

&

This is not How We think.

Therefore-

It Must Be True.

Insulting Every Sense...

It is twenty-seven seconds long.....

It's Monday, Make Sure That You Are Lubed Up....

Because Our Republican Congress, 

With the Help of Our Republican President,

Are Going to Rape Us...

Thoroughly. 

So,

Be Sure to Throw on Something Pretty!

We like the way Michael in Norfolk puts it HERE
&
HERE is a recent debt chart

Just a Thought...

Perhaps we should replace the members of the House of Representatives with  Heroin & Cocaine junkies...

Sure, they'll disagree.

But at least congress would be more functional than it is now...

At Least Junkies Actually Do Things....