Thursday, November 29, 2012

Judging is About to Begin....

It's True!

is about to commence....

Official Judge checking for flavor enhancers, inhibitors and moistness.

The competition has been stiff and hard and driving.  So I can only imagine that the judging will be limp, soft and lilting...

But Who?
 will be crowned:


Why don't you go and decide for yourself who is worthy of the crown?

I have to say:
Waiting to find out, I've just been squealing like a pig! 
Up here on the Blue Ridge, 
in North Georgia,

Go Now,

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

It's not the Publicity I need, It's the Cash....

Sorry for not posting or being in touch, but I've had to take a second job to make ends meet....

I hope you understand, and do, please forgive me.


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

One Short, Sharp Shock....

Mind Your Gobblers...

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year....



Praying for January second or death, whichever comes first, I don't care.

Serious Question.....

Have You Never Been Mellow???

Have You?

Sunday, November 18, 2012

# 11 Thou Shalt Not

Worship Golden Cream-Filled Snack Cakes

Sunday Funnies Over at Bob's Place....

Over at his blog: I Should Be Laughing, always has the best cartoons, every Sunday.  I always make a point of visiting, and you should too if you are in need of some chuckles.  And occasionally, there will be some gut-busters sprinkled generously with guffaws....


Friday, November 16, 2012

Again ???

It Seems...

Mistress MJ  Must Leave Town Again....

What on Earth Could She be Doing?

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Check Out My Pie !!!

Infomaniac's Kitchen Queen competition is raging hard...

Check out my recipe for 
Peanut Butter Pie!



Salt & Pepper

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Election Map by Population:


How cool is this?

This is the election map when the states' sizes are adjusted to their population; acreage be damned!


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

With Deepest Sympathies.....

It's True!

I am no longer a spring chicken,  hardly a chicken at all for that matter. After working a very long day at the diner, I finally made it home, the old man got home a few minutes later. After catching up and bit of joking around, I whipped up a nice, tasty, healthy dinner for him. Then, as usual he took control of the remote control, turning off Rachel Maddow & settling upon the Disney film: WALL-E...

Just My Luck....

It seems that the last few minutes that I get to spend in my forties will be in front of a large screen TV with surround sound, featuring diverse Disney characters repeating my name endlessly.....
WALLY, Wally, walleee, wall-e, Walli......

(This is truly lost on the old man, He didn't associate this with me at all,  as he was smoking enough to look like a steel plant in Cleveland at full production in the sixties....).

Let me get his breakfast ready...

I turn Fifty tomorrow, can you believe it?
I mean, my hymen is still in tact!
(be careful if you decide to ride a bicycle)...

I'm not upset;
I'm not being maudlin...

Just Realistic & Reflective.....

You know that I love all of you,
Happy Birthday to Me!

PS, Eat a pickle for crap's sake...

For normadesmond's Eyes Only....


Friday, November 9, 2012

Australia They Say...

And We are the Dummies that Voted for Obama!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Gotta Love Nate's Big Gay Numbers!!!!


Romney's Doing Great!!!

With the stupid, uneducated white people that have never read the bible, and enjoy to think that they are better than others.....

Let's Review!

Georgia- Good ol' boys & bigots
Kentucky- Inbred simple white folks
West Virginia- Inbred simple white folks
Arkansas- Uneducated & bigoted
Indiana- Delusional Jesus freaks
Alabama- Proud bigots
Mississippi- Exceptionally proud bigots
Texas- Greedy assholes
Oklahoma- Greedy assholes that wish they were Texans...
Kansas- Scared white folks
Nebraska- Insurance companies & circle jerks
Wyoming- Five guys sharing a bottle of whiskey
Utah- Magic underwear & the home-team!!!
Tennessee- Inbred with too much good liquor
South Carolina- Good ol' boys sucking each other off
North Dakota- All two of 'em
South Dakota- He has spoken
Louisiana- I'm whiter than you are...


Monday, November 5, 2012

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Needs Be I Collect Myself....

I may not post for awhile as I must do my nails,
I am weary...

Enjoy this song as an explanation or excuse....

(Damnit! I didn't sleep with all the "Right People").

But you know me, 

Will I really be able to keep my mouth shut on election night???

Peace be with you all.