Sunday, December 30, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

ART


I Don't Really Like John Boehner at All...


But I Feel Like Buying Him a Case of Scotch.
He Needs It!
(I am a human being, after all...)

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

I Just Had To....


Sent to me from a Manhattan number & I have no idea whose. Whomever it is obviously knows me pretty well though!!!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

Meet Ambrosia Strangelove......




CHARMING...


It seems that Ambrosia is branching out & started a blog: Cruising for gay sex

Drop by and encourage her!!!

Bet she was fun under the bleachers years ago;
More than likely still is!

Oh, and Ambrosia, Dolly Riah...


Mistress MJ Must Have To Be Working.....

AGAIN....


(via)

She's in Marketing, You Know.

In Case You Wondered Who's List Santa Was On...

Back to the Ratted Hair Race....

Well,
It Looks Like We Are All Still Here.

Best Get On With It....


Friday, December 14, 2012

Rice and Beens....


That is to say:
Susan Rice and The Has Beens;
 Lindsey (Sashay) Graham &
 John (Get off my lawn) McCain.

Sometimes these assholes piss me off so much with their mendacity that I just cannot type, but luckily I found this on Esquire:
~
Congratulations to John McCain and Lindsey Graham. They got the head they wanted for the wall of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. They ginned up a fake controversy, got enough people to buy it, and then got the president to decide that they would be the ones to decide who the next Secretary Of State is. Good job, all of you, including you, Mr. President. Seriously.

And note to John Kerry — don't take the job. Tell your old buddies to stuff it. You don't want to walk into the State Department over a body that's still warm.


Read more: Susan Rice Not Running For Secretary Of State Nomination - The Defenestration Of Susan Rice - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/susan-rice-not-running-for-secretary-of-state-nomination-121312#ixzz2F23ZAOmg


~
Which is exactly what I wanted to say....

That and,
"Fucking Assholes"

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

How I Handle Sweet, Stupid, Fox News Watching Idiots...


Living here on the Blue Ridge in North Georgia I am fairly surrounded by conservatives: Republicans, Tea-baggers and Christofascists. I have to admit that I must be a saint, holding my tongue (only for the sake of the old man's diner). And they, knowing that I am a gay liberal New Yorker and for the sake of the diner, hold back a little too (they need to keep their relaxed little club-house), also they sorta like me as well.

I thought that I should share how I handle it whenever things get a bit heated or thick. I don't know if it will work for anyone else, but it sure has been working for me up here in but-red, appalachia:

#1 I never start the conversations.

#2 I do my best to give simple, streamlined answers & ideas.

#3 I never say "that's a lie",  and god knows that their heads are filled with them.  I find myself saying instead, "that's just not true, would you like me to look up those facts for you?"

#4 Don't force-feed an infant... If the discussion goes well or poorly, no difference, I excuse myself in a timely fashion by charmingly saying: "Don't worry [insert name],   America, reality & I will be waiting for you whenever you decide to turn off Fox News and join us."

It has actually been working!
I get no vibrations of distain from them, contrariwise, intrigue! Now they seem to appreciate me more and occasionally ask me questions on divers matters....

I do believe I may be here for a reason after all!


This picture has nothing to do with what I just wrote, I just really like men that wear blue-jeans & flannel,
 AND,
 one that owns a tractor gives me wood!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Ho Hummin' ...

Not Usually a Problem for Me,
I've Done It, Once or Twice...

But Here?

They All Want the Same Tune...

What's Up With That?


Anyway,
Here's the tune I can't get out of my head & throat....



P.S.
The Innkeeper says that I can start using the presidential suite as soon as this tooth comes out!!!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Weenies Everywhere....

I've Had More than My Share Lately.


How About You?



Saturday, December 1, 2012

Holiday Gift Ideas for normadesmond.....


One Shit

Two Shits

Red Shits

Blue Shits
You Know -
The Good Shit...

Go here to find all the exquisite shit that you would like to give to those that you love...




Thursday, November 29, 2012

Judging is About to Begin....

It's True!

JUDGING,
is about to commence....

Official Judge checking for flavor enhancers, inhibitors and moistness.


The competition has been stiff and hard and driving.  So I can only imagine that the judging will be limp, soft and lilting...

But Who?
 Who,
 will be crowned:

 "KITCHEN QUEEN"?

Why don't you go and decide for yourself who is worthy of the crown?

I have to say:
Waiting to find out, I've just been squealing like a pig! 
Up here on the Blue Ridge, 
in North Georgia,
U.S.A......



Go Now,


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

It's not the Publicity I need, It's the Cash....

Sorry for not posting or being in touch, but I've had to take a second job to make ends meet....


I hope you understand, and do, please forgive me.

xoxox
w

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

One Short, Sharp Shock....


Mind Your Gobblers...



The Most Wonderful Time of the Year....


Bah!
Humbug!

CUNT----->

Praying for January second or death, whichever comes first, I don't care.

Serious Question.....


Have You Never Been Mellow???



Well,
Have You?

Sunday, November 18, 2012

# 11 Thou Shalt Not

Worship Golden Cream-Filled Snack Cakes


Sunday Funnies Over at Bob's Place....


Over at his blog: I Should Be Laughing, always has the best cartoons, every Sunday.  I always make a point of visiting, and you should too if you are in need of some chuckles.  And occasionally, there will be some gut-busters sprinkled generously with guffaws....


GO THERE!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Again ???

It Seems...


Mistress MJ  Must Leave Town Again....

What on Earth Could She be Doing?

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Check Out My Pie !!!

Infomaniac's Kitchen Queen competition is raging hard...

Check out my recipe for 
Peanut Butter Pie!

BE SURE TO LEAVE A COMMENT!

Flavor

Salt & Pepper


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Election Map by Population:

SO BLUE!

How cool is this?

This is the election map when the states' sizes are adjusted to their population; acreage be damned!

More HERE

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

With Deepest Sympathies.....

It's True!

I am no longer a spring chicken,  hardly a chicken at all for that matter. After working a very long day at the diner, I finally made it home, the old man got home a few minutes later. After catching up and bit of joking around, I whipped up a nice, tasty, healthy dinner for him. Then, as usual he took control of the remote control, turning off Rachel Maddow & settling upon the Disney film: WALL-E...

Just My Luck....

It seems that the last few minutes that I get to spend in my forties will be in front of a large screen TV with surround sound, featuring diverse Disney characters repeating my name endlessly.....
WALLY, Wally, walleee, wall-e, Walli......
Nice.

(This is truly lost on the old man, He didn't associate this with me at all,  as he was smoking enough to look like a steel plant in Cleveland at full production in the sixties....).

Let me get his breakfast ready...
There!


Anyway,
I turn Fifty tomorrow, can you believe it?
I mean, my hymen is still in tact!
(be careful if you decide to ride a bicycle)...

I'm not upset;
I'm not being maudlin...


Just Realistic & Reflective.....

You know that I love all of you,
Happy Birthday to Me!

PS, Eat a pickle for crap's sake...


For normadesmond's Eyes Only....


XOXOX!

Friday, November 9, 2012

Australia They Say...


And We are the Dummies that Voted for Obama!