The Others Always Teased Me for Being a Virgin.....

Then One Day I Realized....

They Were Just Sluts.

Hey! peenee, Miss Congeniality & Her Glam life....

Patty never liked us.....
everybody else in the band wanted to eat us..... (in the nice way).



(well, maybe one of them in the naughty way).

we really don't know if it was her aversion to leopard print undies..., or probably, more likely, that we were a boy that she couldn't figure out....
(don't listen to us.. we were looking for christmas wrapping; we were thinking about the olden days).

Still, to this day, we regret leaning on her monitor, show after show, blowing our cigarette smoke up her mini-skirt... (ovarian cancer.young.sad.wrong.).
hope it wasn't our fault....
but, she really didn't like us...

apologies:

there was substantially more to this post, but upon thought, and, (without the kids' grass & the kids' input), we decided to delete it... for now anyway, as we've had our main december client pass away...

now we must scramble to make ends meet...

(too old to work the park!)

thanks to mrpeenee for the miss congeniality award.....

and

here is a painting of us being congenial at a bar: 

qw