This Would Be Much Better if You Were With Us in the Red Room...

So a bunch of morons in Iowa decided that an insane, lying, hypocritical, dishonest and delusional woman should be the President of the United States of America.....

Insert any republican face above; it is the same person.

Except for the last republican on the planet.

We just are not even shocked anymore, indeed we pray for death, and are very thankful & happy about two and a half things:


#1 That we never gave up smoking tobacco.
     A. We enjoy to smoke.
          1. We roll our own.
               a. Cheaper and it tastes & smells better!


          2. We enjoy the balance we create by showing the extreme               
              left how much they are like the extreme right.
                a. Facsism is always fascism, no matter the cause...


     B. If we quit, we might get cancer.
          1. There has been no health care reform. Sorry that we have 
              to be the one to tell you.
               a. They won't take care of our sexy ass, we are just glad              
                          we knew this since 1975, so we smoke.
                      b. We pray that one lovely day we will just drop dead.

Cigarette Still Burning....
Home well appointed, with the wake feast in the oven on low...
Simplicity in Itself....

#2 For not bringing any children into this world.
     A. Though our seed was wanted, several times, we said no.
          1. (The last time was very difficult).


     B. What is so special about you & your "STUFF"?
          1. When, obviously, none of us can even take care of this:

Yes! Your Sperm is Special!!!, You Moron...

We'd rather be with this child than with an idiot like you.

#1/2 We are the very end of our bloodline.

       A. Yes, we have some genetic material floating around out              

            there, but nothing closer than a cousin.

               1. So when we call you a moron or an idiot, it is your          

                   stupid sperm mixed with egg that we are fighting for...

                    a. You are a fucking disrespectful idiot.

We're with the tree on this one...

You Stupid Twat.

We do not want to be, or even appear to be preachy on this blog.  Indeed, We find more of God's love in the presence of Atheists than we do in the presence of most Judea-Christian company. (Shame on them).  And there will be.


Was there ever a ------ that wanted to live?


Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.


qw

P.S. People that choose wisely let the psychopaths know how much that they can get away with at any given time.