Florida Crackers....

Aye, 

M-80s

The Best Peanut Butter Fudge We Ever Had...

 Crackers, Almost....

No Whip, No Crack, No Cracker...

...This is the implication however...

They Is Girl Crackers Too...

Believe Us, 

We Have Scars.... 

So

Mister Pirate:

Do you really think that you are the first pirate we've come across???

Perhaps the best looking one, though...