just trying to blend in-

we are fairly certain, this year, no one will take notice of us.

qw

we walked down the street like a good girl should...

he followed us down the street like we knew he would...

source

sometimes we like to throw on something pretty....

then go out 

&

VOUGE

we are sure that you know that feeling...

qw

ALL RIGHT GIRLSS.... ON THREE -

ONE...TWO...THREE...

POUT!!!

they are just so smart!

qw

any boyfriend of mine would understand...

 you must watch the video if only to see a close-up of that hairdo....

(at the end of the song)

qw

sometimes we just don't know...

we were just over at the chateau squalking about reality shows, (namely the a - list),  and we really can not participate much as we do not enjoin those types of programming.... we believe the maxim that we put forth was: our life is real enough; please don't send more reality.

all good clean fun. right?

we log off & go back to current events...
then  we hear a voice from over the ether.....
we look at the television, and there's an erstwhile lover acting his big heart out on an episode of Law & Order.....
(you've seen him, he is unforgettable as character actor, of both film and television).

hint: magnifecint schnozzola.....

brilliant.

then we thought of those boys from the a-list ....
all of them look as if they would be insulted & upset if per chance one bumped into them and one failed to realize their stardom....

the schnoz, on the other hand, would be pleased to meet you & not expect you to know his stardom, and would not bring it up....

mmh...
our life is real enough...

we rest our case...

qw

so - which one are you?

the andrews sisters

smack it -
whack it -
let your hand rotate...

show it -

blow it -

(a real wealth of innuendo - watch patty get jiggy at around 2:06)

trust us...

we would have to say...
if ya want to put a load on - go with laverne (she knows what's going on)
if ya want crazy....   - go with patty (there is nothing going on but her)
if ya want happy - go with maxine (she knows how to get on with the getting on)

so which one are you?
a root, a toot & so on & so forth?

qw

we used to think we were laverne....
but grew up to be maxine....
patty was all the surfer boys we "dated"

sweet turkey dreams....

tryptophan overload...
must sleep & work on personal projects...
over & out
the sleepy queen of sleepy queens

the holidays & our plan to get through them.....

this...

this...

& this.....

 usually work...

if not....
we may always resort to:

PLAN B....

we've been absolutely pining to implement plan B.

for years...

qw

funny.... we were expecting the mantilla room to look more like....

THIS.....

we wonder how the goldfish are doing...

qw

if it's peace he wants....

a little piece is what he'll get.....

or a big peace...

we don't judge...

qw

because, we really don't have any choice, but to post this....

it's the best we can do -

qw

ps...t...
it must be true about one's hair traits coming from one's mother's father....
my grandfather is Danish Royalty....
but as we watch this film for the first time in many years....
both those boys have my hair..
GODDAMN, my other blood...
i have Danish Royal Hair...
& who, i ask you, can hop that?

who?

.... it's 7:38! time for big boy crab!....

oh! it's a new one!... it's a new one!
OH! they're using a GIANT ONE! .... they're using a giant one now!.....
oh god! Oh God! OH GOD!!



......... Piggy for mom

qw

we were beginning to think you were a wet firecracker.............

good for you!

I'M JUST THE HAPPIEST GIRL, IN THE WHOLE U.S.A. ......

...for the sociologically developed ......

"thank ya, lord, for makin' him on me".......

...for the kids....


EITHER way it's a skippitty-doo-dah-day.....


&


would you just look at that hair?

someone call Thombeau!!!
Quickley!!!


qw

...and then something for the queens' mother.....

.... just any simple, regular man, actually is the princess' prince...

qw

shoes for thought.....

to greet the morning and walk to the train...


sensible shoes for after we get to the office (to put a spring in your step)...


eveningwear....


unless we are working this evening...


either way we always return to our slippers...

qw

pre-heat oven to 350....AND BAKE

first we'd like to thank all the little people, the five days of rain, and all the charming people of planet earth.....
who really make our lives worth living.....
thank you

qw