We Never Insinuate that We Know "Other" Bloggers.....

We Know That You Know That.

However,

We have made the acquaintance of a lovely, proper lady that has just begun Blogging:

Mrs. Martha Smith-Standish

She Wants Her World Colored.

And after formal introductions, we have found her to be very charming and an hostess extraordinaire...

We only bring this up because she had her vaginal exam today, and bad news....The doctor says that she needs to do Kegel exercises... 

I always do mine when the phone rings or when I get an email or if normadesmond comments on this blog....

Inhale Pink; Exhale Blue.

Anyway, it seems that she has one "free-spirit" son, out in San Francisco, that convinced her to expand her world, and we just think that we should welcome her, with open extremities....

Stop by and say "Hello", but be gentle, as her "kitten" has been recently prodded, or probed, or girl stuff....

OH!

Here is a snap of her "free-spirit" son:

And You Will Never Guess What His Name Is.....
(answer at the bottom)

Visit Mrs. Smith-Standish HERE

BRUCE, of course!!!

You Silly!

New Link...

She Gives a Whole New Meaning to the Word

BooZooms....

GO HERE....

We do...

qw

Do us a solid if you can.....

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If we could get a couple of you to go to twisted vintage and become a follower, that would be great.

thanks, thanks alot.

qw

Dearest M, has shut us all off, we must act!

Donna Lethal's State of The Union address ->

Don't watch it twice...
That may become a LETHAL DOSE...

Funny.. We know quite a few Coxes...

Go visit Estancia

For Our Consideration, You Say?

Might be fun!

You Say?

Consider Us Considering....
We Say.

qw

(Doing double-duty today Cookie, we'll get back to you asap).

Sarah Palin... Edit out the Stupid & you're left with....

THIS!

via

via

to see this with the soundtrack - click here.

qw

YES! - There is always room for JELL-O!!!

(Exactly what we looked like for three hours new year's day evening, while contemplating 2011)

Ooo!

That Rui!

He really is quite the Muse...

We spent quite some time last night contemplating 2011 & how it might be. And whilst perusing our regular haunts in Bloggyland and peeping through windows of perhaps new ones, we could only come up with one substantive thought...

...JELL-O.

So off to our files we went. Guess what? No gelatin files.... How did we end up in such desperate straights? How can we go on? Whatever shall we do?

... Well, we mentioned work, gave up and restlessly went to bed...

We received an email this morning from Rui Barros containing best wishes for the new year and the above GIF.  Believe it or not, we were actually thinking about him & a previous communication/conversation we had had with him when the email arrived, (par for the queen's coarse), so, not that spooky and very welcome...

What do ya know?

JELL-O!!!

And not just any gelatin... He hit the pig right on the snout! 

All we can say to that is:  Thank You

&

OINK! OINK!

qw

psst,  We really need to find out if gelatin is commonly served in New Zealand. 

absolutely lovely faggoting even if we say so ourselves....

thanks sissydude

qw

mistress MJ is following us......

.... and she has a

cake

... and bananas in her pocket...

qw

GAMS Galore! & her Schmaltz.....

we are of the southern tradition....
... when we take candy from, Your dish, we will send you a lacy thank you note before the fortnight is over...
... and not before we tell absolutlely everyone how stale and nasty the candy you leave out for you guests, in a very common candy-dish, is.....

but, not so, when i took candy from GAMS, her exquisite candy dish had many tasty moresels .....
and only one....
Candy Barr



the other thing we adore about gams is....
sometimes you really have to think about shoes......

these are "shoes for thought"

thanx gamms,

xoxox...

go with queens english, our dear....

qw

we're electrifying, and we're not even trying........

....we never had to sweat to get paid....

come and see all the wild things ...




qw

one for the hair hoppers.....

CANDY...



via dessert girl

qw

lethal & miss lily? ...

we all know they only like the crunchy bits

well?
anyone?

qw

check out this vixen's art ....
brought to us by bob...
thanks bob.

hi bob...

qw

flaming hag folkwear...

FLAMING HAG FOLKWEAR !

we fear what might happen if we scream it out loud three times in a row...
f
h
f

qw

have you visited?

it is proper decorum to say "hello"

popculture @ simelekiti -

go now-
and see

qw

how could we not?

HE says his face is a wreck today...

qw

feeling a little zsazsa today

we know we said we'd stop with the zsa zsa posts...
(out of respect),
but, alas, we once again find ourselves flattered & "feeling zsazsa"...
all thanks to our most Lethal of blogmistresses: Donna -
who shares the same reverence for this hungarian goddess as we...

qw

"i'll bet you married yours for character"...

"my way, it might not last forever, but it sure is fun while it hangs together!"

qw

we think it's cruel, sitting around, waiting for someone to die -