Sunday, April 29, 2012

Ba-Dum-Ching...

So...
I was feeling quite sexy today, in control, wearing my second hand, linen get-up,complete with poofey chef-hat, when this lovely young parolee, who was cutting the grass behind town hall at the time, walks straight up to me, looking me dead-in-the-eye, arrives, and then says:


"You have the body of a God"!


After turning a lovely shade of Georgia Peach and then taking another drag on me fag, *exhale*, he looks at me, again, dead-in-the-eye and says:


"I'm a Buddhist".....






So...
How Was Your Day???

7 comments:

  1. Well, just a day, but not as intresting as yours dear!!!! Although once, someone did tell me I had a butt of steel.

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  2. Well, just a day, but not as intresting as yours dear!!!! Although once, someone did tell me I had a butt of steel.

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    1. I just can't imagine a bullet that could pierce that armor.....

      Oh, wait, we do have Jiffy-Pop..

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  3. Then I have the body of a BIG God...

    XOXOXOXO

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  4. I have the body of a twenty-year-old........wrapped in a tarp under the house.




    Just sayin'.

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