#1 Chef never sleeps; he rests.
#2 Chef is not drinking; he is tasting.
#3 Chef does not eat; he nourishes himself.
#4 Chef is not late; he has been detained.
#5 Chef has not left service; he has been called away.
#6 Chef is always Chef, even in his bathing costume.
#7 It is strictly forbidden for Chefs to marry, so that their numbers should not be increased.
#8 When you criticize Chef; you criticize the Almighty
#9 When you enter Chef's office with your own ideas, you will leave with his.
#10 The word Chef is always capitalized. Always.
#11 Chef is always right.
Is it that hard to understand?
#12 If you disagree with Chef: See rule #11.
#2 Chef is not drinking; he is tasting.
#3 Chef does not eat; he nourishes himself.
#4 Chef is not late; he has been detained.
#5 Chef has not left service; he has been called away.
#6 Chef is always Chef, even in his bathing costume.
#7 It is strictly forbidden for Chefs to marry, so that their numbers should not be increased.
#8 When you criticize Chef; you criticize the Almighty
#9 When you enter Chef's office with your own ideas, you will leave with his.
#10 The word Chef is always capitalized. Always.
#11 Chef is always right.
Is it that hard to understand?
#12 If you disagree with Chef: See rule #11.
I think there is too much salt in the soup!
ReplyDeleteHaving worked in restaurants, I can attest to the truthery of this post.
ReplyDeleteChef.
Isn't Rule 1 not to talk about Chef Rules?
ReplyDeleteYes Chef!!!
ReplyDeleteRight now, there is a certain Chef in my life that I've been calling a multitude of unladylike names.
ReplyDeleteasshole...
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