So...
I was feeling quite sexy today, in control, wearing my second hand, linen get-up,complete with poofey chef-hat, when this lovely young parolee, who was cutting the grass behind town hall at the time, walks straight up to me, looking me dead-in-the-eye, arrives, and then says:
"You have the body of a God"!
After turning a lovely shade of Georgia Peach and then taking another drag on me fag, *exhale*, he looks at me, again, dead-in-the-eye and says:
I was feeling quite sexy today, in control, wearing my second hand, linen get-up,complete with poofey chef-hat, when this lovely young parolee, who was cutting the grass behind town hall at the time, walks straight up to me, looking me dead-in-the-eye, arrives, and then says:
"You have the body of a God"!
After turning a lovely shade of Georgia Peach and then taking another drag on me fag, *exhale*, he looks at me, again, dead-in-the-eye and says:
"I'm a Buddhist".....
So...
How Was Your Day???
Well, just a day, but not as intresting as yours dear!!!! Although once, someone did tell me I had a butt of steel.
ReplyDeleteWell, just a day, but not as intresting as yours dear!!!! Although once, someone did tell me I had a butt of steel.
ReplyDeleteI just can't imagine a bullet that could pierce that armor.....
DeleteOh, wait, we do have Jiffy-Pop..
Then I have the body of a BIG God...
ReplyDeleteXOXOXOXO
But'cha ar' Blanche...
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I have the body of a twenty-year-old........wrapped in a tarp under the house.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
get a riding lawnmower.
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