It's Easy !
Throw on something pretty & follow this simple recipe...
First you will need:
One large bowl
One Pastry whip
To be whiteTo join the republican or tea party
To become a catholic or evangelical christian
You must have enough delusion on hand so that you have an equal amount left over when you are done
A few bigoted friends that will swear in a court of law, with their hand on a bible, that they are not bigots
The capability to maintain an attitude beyond any reason
A pinch salt
To loose any and all sense of dignity
Severe hatred for those that disagree with you; (You may substitute an equal amount of disdain for truth if you don't have severe hatred on hand)
A narrow mind
Grease bowl with narrow mind
Add remaining ingredients
Swiftly and deftly whip together until they turn to the consistency of a Barton-Santorum
If you desire a lighter, flakier rewrite, then whip to the consistency of a Bachmann-Palin
Place bowl in front of FOX NEWS CHANNEL for one news cycle....
There you have it -
My recipe for Rewrite Evil Twit Shit.
xoxox to Princess for the very astute & helpful critique!