Friday, May 13, 2011

"Harry.... Grow The Mustache......"

"OK, OK, I'll Grow The Mustache!  But It'll Tickle.........."


Blonde Beth:
"Well, Maybe I Like To Be Tickled."



FILM complete with volvo and lecherously rich fat man wearing a cape...


We think that this is our favorite exchange from the 1973 film:  The Harrad Experiment.
Talk about some sloppy grooviness.....
Now, for all you old broads that have been bloggerless for a while, like We: "Yeah, I know that movie...".
But...
How many years ago?
*old queens; doing the math.*

And for you kids: It is a:  Succulently, wonderfully, sensually, spectacularly bad movie.  Except for the part where....
it was RIGHT!
PLUS
It showed peenees and boobies and Video JockeyS......
(in '73, it meant a whole lot.).

Now,
Here is the movie in entirety, (though they edited out the the total disregard of modesty of the nudity..)...
(they took out the best Parts.)...

So, put on your last mini-dress, pour yourself a bourbon-rocks, as we insinuate the world's - "perfect joint" & dim the lights...

You know, spittle...

We really hate  that any art is edited......
More specifically our favorite star in this film: Richard Johnson, (a double-phallic name).
Who?
For you kids, is Richard Johnson?
...


THIS 
IS
Richard, (Dick), Johnson:
That's a Triple!!!
 He's the one with the dark curly hair.....



This is a picture of the blonde, Richard's companion.....


For you kids...
Don Johnson was in a television show called "Miami Vice"...

Some years later.....


And... 
Then back to us old gals....

And Lest we forget how he got this role.......


He looks as though he researched this role...
On his own time!


Actually, they both look as if they took a lot of time to research their roles....
...Mmmhph?

Take our advice, kids....
Find it! Eat it! Shit it!

We are older...
and that does mean something.

AND....

"OH!
THAT
GOOGLE!!!"
!

qw

Red
We see...
And not for the first time.....
w


3 comments:

  1. I remember the movie, but for some reason never saw it at the time. The first Don Johnson movie I recall is A Boy And His Dog.

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  2. Sweetie, you are older than me, but a boy and his dog was a couple of years after Richard....

    Ain't it good to be back????

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  3. I've seen A Boy and His Dog too.

    And I've heard about Johnson's Johnson.

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