Friday, February 18, 2011

Republicans are Just Evil....

And the people that vote for them are really stupid or ignorant or rich or any combination thereof...
There.
We've said it...
Maybe now our sense of humor will return.

Let me back this up with a little story.

We have a friend, Janos, a Hungarian-American, that through well-deserved vanity admits to the age of seventy-six.
HE ESCAPED! : The Holocaust, Hungary, Princeton,  being a Wall Street Analyst and Marriage, (until he was well into his seventies, anyway).  But he can't escape his Hungarian friends, many of which are NYC republicans.
Janos is very intelligent... If he doesn't have an answer he will find a solution. Trust us, as it is not uncommon for him to come to us for information about  Human Condition, Americana and Politics, (amongst other things).

Back to The Point.... 

It seems that, recently, at some ball, a very wealthy friend of his and he met up and had a little talk. His friend was very disturbed that people, (in NYC),  called him "Stupid" to his face after realizing that he was a republican. Sad, huh? (We Love NYC, to your face.)!
Well, this puzzled Janos, to no end, as he didn't have a comeback for such a statement. For a week or two, until we arrived, he languished. He came up to us in the kitchen and asked about his friend's concern:



Janos

"My Friend is very upset because  people call him stupid because he is republican."? 
I didn't know what to say.?

Wally

Is he rich?

Janos

Yes.

Wally

Is he very rich?

Janos

hehehe, yes!
 He is very rich.

Wally

Then he's not stupid... ... ... ... 

Janos

Light descends on Janos....
Everything became very clear... 
The audience sees what Janos' mother saw when he was a little boy......
OH!...
HE'S Not Stupid!
He he, Haha, hoho

Wally

Always happy to help.

qw


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