At least my new place has wheels!
What was it Bette said in that movie?"Strap on your dildo"?"Fasten your seatbelts"?Something.
It's going to be a bumpy night...
Oh, if that couch could talk, what tails it would smell... er, tales it would tell. Love vintage. Sigh... I am now considered vintage. Way past my shelf life. But thems the way the cards is dealt, am I right dears? Screw 'em. My gay expiration date may have come and gone, but I ain't poison. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
That really is the most unflattering picture, I look like a big galoot...I'm not coming to any more of your special "Lady Night" parties.
I love everything about that picture.
The one on the right. Is it a satin glove? Is she a burn victim? Is she trying to lose weight in her forearm with Saran Wrap?