At least my new place has wheels!
I just assumed you'd have my drink already on the rocks.
All the springwater bottles are filled with gin!!!It's Magical...
You've got exactly the look my grandma had......in her coffin!bottoms up, darling.
Was the coffin shaped like a bottle of 4 Roses Bourbon..???
would someone please remove the broom handle from wallis' ass?
I can smell the brown liquor from here.
Mingled with the scents of bluegrass & horses...???
If I had that charming little power suit, I'd feel better too.
Power suit for power drinking...
That is exactly but exactly like the suit my mother wore to my sister's first wedding. Mother Muscato, however, looked a great deal less like the Duchess of Windsor in mid-electrocution (which, now that I think of it, would have been a very good idea)(for the Duchess, that is, not my late sainted mother).
Muscato!Mother Muscato was a Bourbon drinker too? Small world...The Regals, I am reliably informed, are submitted to Electro Shock Therapy from the womb, thus building up resistance to the point where only a jolly beheading will work. You're right though, they must've looked fabulous during their EST sessions, quite sure..!
She looks like the former Mayor of Smallville.Seriously.
How nice, her teeth are the same color as her drink