My P. O. Evidently, Didn't Like My Pee....
I said "try it with a little lemon". I think they liked that answer, because they gave me some bracelets & chauffeured me to the county spa where they washed me with special soaps and gave me a very chic saffron colored jump suit.....
(All the boys said that orange is my color, and I told them, well, it is Halloween.........
...Boo,,,).
Well, I'm out now, and more on that later, as I am very tired from sleeping for three days straight, practically solid.
Is that a shiv in your pocket?
ReplyDeleteTrust me,
DeleteAll them boys considered it a deadly shiv once I picked my perch at the top of the steps, legs spread, in worn-out orange denim, reading books without pictures.....
Oh, my cell number: C-6 (in hillbilly speak pronounced, " See Sex"...).
Wally Dearest, How many times have I said, this ISN'T the spa you want in? Well Im glad your ok, did you get to see any action sugar? Now rest and hit the special candy dick, I meant, dish!
ReplyDeleteMaddie,
DeleteHow sweet of you to ask. No action, you know how I have that motherly effect on them damaged young'ns, with those eyes searching for approval....
And pardon me, but candy dish got me into this mess in the first place, oh, I mean dick!
Honey? Horizontal stripes? No. No.
ReplyDeleteBob,
DeleteAt forty pounds overweight & two teeth, with knowledge of the use of a bic razor, I am the pretty one....
It's done wonders for my complexion, aka; ego.
Peeing in a cup is a bitch!
ReplyDeletesee below-
DeleteMiss Miriam,
ReplyDeleteWe should start a line of teas and infusions....
We'll start with one named:
"Peeing in a Cup is a Bitch", and just go from there.
I smell big money!!!
Truly inspired! I'm in!
ReplyDeleteWe could do it!
DeleteI'm gonna go with the vision.....
Please feel free to nag me (I am very busy, yet capable).
Inspiration is a very wonderful English word.
I agree. ;)
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