A very nicely kept older blue sedan with this bumper sticker, coming down the mountain, Memaw at the wheel:
I tore myself away from my romantic feelings with the ol' man driving me down the mountain in the truck, during indian summer, trees ablaze. I rolled down the window, rolled up my sleeve in my best "Rosie the Riveter fashion", and proffered very erect, "thumb-up".
Go, Granny, Go...
Now, God has blessed me....
I have got balls for the poor (I got a great dick too!), but I have balls for the poor...
I can spare a square.
But, living here on the blue ridge, and dealing with the crazy bitches that a woman like her has to deal with, and being openly an Obama supporter?
I'll just say that I ain't layin' my raisins on the table against memaw's any time soon....
Usually I am dominant, but there is always a bigger fish in the sea.
Go, Granny, Go.
Find out more HERE...
I often wear this very same outfit....
Small world, huh?
I tore myself away from my romantic feelings with the ol' man driving me down the mountain in the truck, during indian summer, trees ablaze. I rolled down the window, rolled up my sleeve in my best "Rosie the Riveter fashion", and proffered very erect, "thumb-up".
Go, Granny, Go...
Now, God has blessed me....
I have got balls for the poor (I got a great dick too!), but I have balls for the poor...
I can spare a square.
But, living here on the blue ridge, and dealing with the crazy bitches that a woman like her has to deal with, and being openly an Obama supporter?
I'll just say that I ain't layin' my raisins on the table against memaw's any time soon....
Usually I am dominant, but there is always a bigger fish in the sea.
Go, Granny, Go.
Find out more HERE...
I often wear this very same outfit....
Small world, huh?
I have a penis;
I Am Wally...
Just then, it hit norma, like a parked car.....
GoBama.
ReplyDeleteWomen could rule the world, and Granny knows it!
ReplyDeletePS Love MJ's GoBama!!
"I have a penis;
ReplyDeleteI Am Wally...
Just then, it hit norma, like a parked car....."
what?
The " I have a penis; I Am Wally" has to do with the Helen Reddy song.
DeleteAs to the reference to you? I have not a clue, I was going somewhere with it (I write in piecework oftentimes). I've been trying to figure out what it was & all I can remember right now is that it was funny (at the time, anyway), and had something to do with cars. I deleted the rest of it and went to bed without checking the post....
What can I say, I was tired and drinking wine-in-a-box...
Sometimes I Drink.
Please do forgive me if I made you unsettled you my dear,
xoxox
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