Canadia Style.
Just in case Romney wins the election....
It's True!
Mistress MJ has offered asylum to Americans fleeing the U.S.A. in the negligible chance that the GOP manages to steal the elections....
However, She insists upon the refugees being all "hip-happy" and "with it", when it comes to Canadian Dancing & Kult-cha & Shit....
(Next thing you know you're eating poutine..... AND enjoying it....).
If any of you yankees are in search of a plan B, C, D, E or F, etc.; It would be best if you started learning the dance moves now....
FREE CANADIAN DANCE LESSONS HERE.
As you can see, I'm getting pretty good at it, if you need any help with those tricky Canadian moves, I'm the Queen you need...
Enjoying poutine however......?
I can't help you with....
There will be vodka.
Don't forget the gincuzzi! You'll need it after working out that sweat...
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Jon
My place is full to bursting.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else will have to stay at Jon's house.