With Deepest Sympathies.....

It's True!

I am no longer a spring chicken,  hardly a chicken at all for that matter. After working a very long day at the diner, I finally made it home, the old man got home a few minutes later. After catching up and bit of joking around, I whipped up a nice, tasty, healthy dinner for him. Then, as usual he took control of the remote control, turning off Rachel Maddow & settling upon the Disney film: WALL-E...

Just My Luck....

It seems that the last few minutes that I get to spend in my forties will be in front of a large screen TV with surround sound, featuring diverse Disney characters repeating my name endlessly.....

WALLY, Wally, walleee, wall-e, Walli......

Nice.

(This is truly lost on the old man, He didn't associate this with me at all,  as he was smoking enough to look like a steel plant in Cleveland at full production in the sixties....).

Let me get his breakfast ready...

There!

Anyway,

I turn Fifty tomorrow, can you believe it?
I mean, my hymen is still in tact!
(be careful if you decide to ride a bicycle)...

I'm not upset;
I'm not being maudlin...

Just Realistic & Reflective.....

You know that I love all of you,

Happy Birthday to Me!

PS, Eat a pickle for crap's sake...