Tuesday, November 13, 2012

With Deepest Sympathies.....

It's True!

I am no longer a spring chicken,  hardly a chicken at all for that matter. After working a very long day at the diner, I finally made it home, the old man got home a few minutes later. After catching up and bit of joking around, I whipped up a nice, tasty, healthy dinner for him. Then, as usual he took control of the remote control, turning off Rachel Maddow & settling upon the Disney film: WALL-E...

Just My Luck....

It seems that the last few minutes that I get to spend in my forties will be in front of a large screen TV with surround sound, featuring diverse Disney characters repeating my name endlessly.....
WALLY, Wally, walleee, wall-e, Walli......
Nice.

(This is truly lost on the old man, He didn't associate this with me at all,  as he was smoking enough to look like a steel plant in Cleveland at full production in the sixties....).

Let me get his breakfast ready...
There!


Anyway,
I turn Fifty tomorrow, can you believe it?
I mean, my hymen is still in tact!
(be careful if you decide to ride a bicycle)...

I'm not upset;
I'm not being maudlin...


Just Realistic & Reflective.....

You know that I love all of you,
Happy Birthday to Me!

PS, Eat a pickle for crap's sake...


28 comments:

  1. oh my goodness!

    Happy happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm eating a golden pickle in your honor right now!

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    1. That's all I really want for my birthday,
      I just want everyone to thoroughly enjoy a pickle....

      Thanks so much!

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    1. Thanks Love,
      You whacking down your beautiful flowers is how I will remember my youth!

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  3. Happy Birthday Darling...
    Oooh...These pickle's taste a little... er... musky... did you get them through the Infomaniac home shopping network?

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    1. It's an acquired taste.
      You could pay for pickles, but, of course, I prefer to make my pickles grow by myself.

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  4. turning 50, like falling off a log.

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    1. You look & sound like you have experience!




      Lots of experience...

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  5. Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch!

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    1. Thanks Luv!

      &
      Don't forget I'm a high-riding one as well!

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  6. My pickle's stuck.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WALL-EEEEEEEEEEE!

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  7. See ya at 100!

    Bonne Fête, mon vieux!

    xoxoxo
    -Jon

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    1. Then you better take a snapshot dear!

      xoxox
      w

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  8. Fifty schmifty.

    Happy Happy Joy Joy .... Wall-E.

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    1. I don't really care about the number, it's just that I keep expecting to get caught by the principal for flicking history class....

      Seems like yesterday!

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  9. Happy Birthday, my darling!

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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    1. Thanks so much my dear-heart,

      Oh how I was missing Astoria today; If only I were there, we would be lifting a few!

      xoxox

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  10. Cheers! Here's to the next fifty!

    BTW, that is the breakfast (lunch & dinner) of champions.

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    1. As soon as I finish my peeing-in-a-cup stint, I think I'll go all Olympic with that marvelous cup!

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    2. In the tradition of Michael Phelps.

      I know it's not easy to obstain when all else are enjoying. Hang in there!

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  11. Happy Birthday darling!!!! Do you want some Bromide with gin now, or later?

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    1. I'm fifty now, I have to switch to Gin and Magnesia now...

      You'll understand soon doll-face!

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  12. Just when I decide do make a surprise visit, I get CAKEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!

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