Three Dogs.....

Walk into a Vet's Office....

Number three says, "Whatcha in for?"

Number one says, "Oh, I'm a pooper, I'm a pooper....".


Number three says, "So, you're getting your nuts cut off....


Number one says, "Yeah."
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Number one says to number two, "Howd'a find yourself here?"


Number two says, "Well, I'm a pisser,   I'm a pisser......".

Number three says, "So, you're getting your nuts cut off...".

Number two says, "Yeah."

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And then  numbers one & two chime up and ask number three: "What are you here for????"?

Number three says, "I'm a fucker, I'm a fucker...".  "In fact, just this morning my mistress bent over to clean under the kitchen sink, and I fucked her!".......

One & Two say:  :"So you are here to get your nuts snipped too.....".

Number Three says:  "No, I'm just getting my nails done........................................"!