Tomorrow I start my fiftieth year, even though the last thing I remember was being a sophomore and flicking American lit to smoke a ton of weed in the boy's room with Gary, (may he rest in peace).
Happy birthday! Now set a positive and reassuring example for me and tell me that life begins at 50, that now that you’re a DILF you’re getting more ass than a toilet seat, etc.
Happy bday, bday boy.
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Happy birthday Dear Wally...
Haappy Birthday tooooo yoooooooou
Mwah!
Have you nodded off?
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Happy Happy Joy Joy!!
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happy happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoping it's the start of something big!
Or at least Bigger
Happy birfday, my darling.
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Happy birthday! Now set a positive and reassuring example for me and tell me that life begins at 50, that now that you’re a DILF you’re getting more ass than a toilet seat, etc.
ReplyDelete♫Joyeux anniversaire♫
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♫Joyeux anniversaire cher Wally♫
♫Joyeux anniversaire♫
Of course, I don't have such an alluring voice as Princess.
I've still got 4 and a half years to go before reaching the big 50!
Hugs
Jon
p.s. Careful, MJ has hidden one of her houseboys in the cake...
Birthday? You still HAVE those?? Well, I hope it's a good one. Wishing you the very best for your new year and ALWAYS, bitch!
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Happy Birthday to my gin drinking and bromide supplier friend! I hope you at least remember the pill party?
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