Thanksgiving....

Dad's Praying:
"This is it? Why couldn't I have married a girl that knows how to cook?"

Little Richie is Praying:
"Turkey turkey bo burkey, ponanna fanna fo furkey, me my moe murkey.... Turkey!"


Little Susie is Praying:
"When I grow up I'm going to buy those hiking boots that dad won't let me have, I'm going to marry a greaser and maybe then he'll understand that I am in control of my life; (after I eat some turkey, I am going to the bathroom to use that finger trick that Aunt Judy showed me! She has control!!!).


Sissey is Praying:
"Please Dear Lord, Please just make mother die, so that I can have daddy all to myself".

Mother is Praying:
"Thank You for bringing me such a stupid hard-working man, one that didn't even argue about paying for this ugly, expensive wallpaper. Thank you that he and his spawn are so stupid that they don't even realize that there are no plates on the table. Please Dear Lord, remind me to check the status of the insurance policies tomorrow because the Christmas tree just may catch on fire this year! And even if it doesn't I should update Sissey's policy as I think she's on to me. But most of all, Thank you that they are all stupid enough to believe that I don't know how to cook..."

AMEN

MANY HAPPY GOBBLES OF THE DAY,

OUR LOVIES!