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About three weeks ago my keyboard had a little too much to drink & did not recover. This has made it very difficult for me to do anything more than post a funny & a one-liner, commenting becomes labor.
I use a Mac PowerBook G4 so I do have a keypad, however, I learned how to type at a young age on a No. 5 Underwood typewriter like this:
Feel My Pain...
If I were still in NYC this would be a problem easily solved by taking a stroll around the block on trash night. Up here on the Blue Ridge, though, I'd sooner find hot gay hillbilly sex or a nugget of gold, seriously.
The irony of all this is that it happened when at the first time, in a long time, that I've had the muse upon me and have had a few things to say....
Don't worry kids, the muse will likely leave the moment a new keyboard arrives.