Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Dirty Lowdown...





Pop open a Yoo-hoo & take a listen...
Cures Everything Except Assholism....!

XOXOX!!!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Monday, February 18, 2013

Just A Quick Note...

(via)
Needed some extra cash, so I found a part-time gig.  I'll get back to posting & commenting just as soon as I can.

Send Noxzema.... 

xoxox

Saturday, February 16, 2013

An Explanation & Excuse -



About three weeks ago my keyboard had a little too much to drink & did not recover. This has made it very difficult for me to do anything more than post a funny & a one-liner, commenting becomes labor.
I use a Mac PowerBook G4 so I do have a keypad, however, I learned how to type at a young age on a No. 5 Underwood typewriter like this:



Feel My Pain...

If I were still in NYC this would be a problem easily solved by taking a stroll around the block on trash night. Up here on the Blue Ridge, though, I'd sooner find hot gay hillbilly sex or a nugget of gold, seriously.

The irony of all this is that it happened when at the first time, in a long time, that I've had the muse upon me and have had a few things to say....

Don't worry kids, the muse will likely leave the moment a new keyboard arrives.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

MARCO? POLO! Water, For All Your Pants On Fire Needs...


Lurch to the Left & Get You Some!

Don't Let The Door Put Out The Fire On Your Ass Marco Rubio...



And not a minute too soon....

Bye Bye Now, Mitt


... But he looks so honest.

Dearest readers,
Correct me if I'm wrong. But my understanding, culturally, is that Cubans look down upon other Latinos & other Latinos consider Cubans to be condescending...

Good luck with that hopey-changey thing GOP.