At least my new place has wheels!
Everywhere else, they're called morbidly obese.
This is why, here, I'm the svelte pretty one!
you never mentioned you wear black hose.
I'm in mourning GODDAMMNIT!
Your skirt's so high we can almost see your snatch!
The Hogg sister, Ima and Ura.
Isn't there a weight capacity limit on VWs?
Up yonder, I believe they call them scale tipers!
At the rate they're eating all that crap junk food on that reality show of theirs, I'd say this will be Honey Boo Boo and her sisters about ten years from now.
Why they look like a breeze could blow them down river. Make them something to eat and have them set a spell.