Wednesday, July 24, 2013

My Exits...


From when I lived in New Jersey...
Seriously.


The Fountains of Wayne

14 comments:

  1. [old joke]

    You're from Jersey? What exit?

    [rimshot]

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    1. In jersey it's not a joke, but a lifestyle.
      Although life in Jersey can be a joke...

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  2. Again, I gotta get off, this is my stop.

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    1. I gotta get off, I gotta get off... Is this all you think about whenever you visit me..?

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  3. I usually get off at Egomaniacal Fuckwads.
    It's a shortcut, you know.

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    1. But then your road intersects with Narcissistic Douchebags & that crossing's a bit too bumpy for me...

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  4. you'd think these would be toll roads.

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    1. Every road in Jersey takes its toll, trust me...

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    1. Why Yes!
      And they are located in the center median so that they can service both sides at once..!

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  6. Isn't New Jersey home to The Vince Lombardi service area? The truck stop with the most rampant prostitution?

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    1. A beautiful shining oasis in the Jersey Dessert.....

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  7. We have the same thing in Minnesota, except here it's: Passive Aggressive Dickheads, Self-Important Bitches on Cell Phones, and Target Corporation Executives (Assholes). Yes, Walt Disney was right (except for that thing about Hitler) it's a small world after all... - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. Strap your hands 'cross my engines, 'cause -
      Baby:
      We Were Born to Run....

      xo

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