At least my new place has wheels!
[old joke]You're from Jersey? What exit?[rimshot]
In jersey it's not a joke, but a lifestyle. Although life in Jersey can be a joke...
Again, I gotta get off, this is my stop.
I gotta get off, I gotta get off... Is this all you think about whenever you visit me..?
I usually get off at Egomaniacal Fuckwads.It's a shortcut, you know.
But then your road intersects with Narcissistic Douchebags & that crossing's a bit too bumpy for me...
you'd think these would be toll roads.
Every road in Jersey takes its toll, trust me...
Are there any truck stop?
Why Yes!And they are located in the center median so that they can service both sides at once..!
Isn't New Jersey home to The Vince Lombardi service area? The truck stop with the most rampant prostitution?
A beautiful shining oasis in the Jersey Dessert.....
We have the same thing in Minnesota, except here it's: Passive Aggressive Dickheads, Self-Important Bitches on Cell Phones, and Target Corporation Executives (Assholes). Yes, Walt Disney was right (except for that thing about Hitler) it's a small world after all... - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Strap your hands 'cross my engines, 'cause -Baby: We Were Born to Run....xo