HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Friday, December 28, 2012
I Don't Really Like John Boehner at All...
But I Feel Like Buying Him a Case of Scotch.
He Needs It!
(I am a human being, after all...)
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
I Just Had To....
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Friday, December 21, 2012
Meet Ambrosia Strangelove......
CHARMING...
It seems that Ambrosia is branching out & started a blog: Cruising for gay sex
Drop by and encourage her!!!
Bet she was fun under the bleachers years ago;
More than likely still is!
Oh, and Ambrosia, Dolly Riah...
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
No, I Can't Understand; No I Can't Understand How Life Goes on the Way it Does....
Goodbye,
my dear, dear friends....
Monday, December 17, 2012
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Friday, December 14, 2012
Rice and Beens....
That is to say:
Susan Rice and The Has Beens;
Lindsey (Sashay) Graham &
John (Get off my lawn) McCain.
Sometimes these assholes piss me off so much with their mendacity that I just cannot type, but luckily I found this on Esquire:
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Congratulations to John McCain and Lindsey Graham. They got the head they wanted for the wall of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. They ginned up a fake controversy, got enough people to buy it, and then got the president to decide that they would be the ones to decide who the next Secretary Of State is. Good job, all of you, including you, Mr. President. Seriously.
And note to John Kerry — don't take the job. Tell your old buddies to stuff it. You don't want to walk into the State Department over a body that's still warm.
Read more: Susan Rice Not Running For Secretary Of State Nomination - The Defenestration Of Susan Rice - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/susan-rice-not-running-for-secretary-of-state-nomination-121312#ixzz2F23ZAOmg
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Which is exactly what I wanted to say....
That and,
"Fucking Assholes"
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
How I Handle Sweet, Stupid, Fox News Watching Idiots...
I thought that I should share how I handle it whenever things get a bit heated or thick. I don't know if it will work for anyone else, but it sure has been working for me up here in but-red, appalachia:
#1 I never start the conversations.
#2 I do my best to give simple, streamlined answers & ideas.
#3 I never say "that's a lie", and god knows that their heads are filled with them. I find myself saying instead, "that's just not true, would you like me to look up those facts for you?"
#4 Don't force-feed an infant... If the discussion goes well or poorly, no difference, I excuse myself in a timely fashion by charmingly saying: "Don't worry [insert name], America, reality & I will be waiting for you whenever you decide to turn off Fox News and join us."
It has actually been working!
I get no vibrations of distain from them, contrariwise, intrigue! Now they seem to appreciate me more and occasionally ask me questions on divers matters....
I do believe I may be here for a reason after all!
This picture has nothing to do with what I just wrote, I just really like men that wear blue-jeans & flannel,
AND,
one that owns a tractor gives me wood!
Monday, December 10, 2012
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Ho Hummin' ...
Not Usually a Problem for Me,
I've Done It, Once or Twice...
But Here?
They All Want the Same Tune...
What's Up With That?
Anyway,
Here's the tune I can't get out of my head & throat....
P.S.
The Innkeeper says that I can start using the presidential suite as soon as this tooth comes out!!!
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Holiday Gift Ideas for normadesmond.....
One Shit
Red Shits
Blue Shits
You Know -
The Good Shit...
Go here to find all the exquisite shit that you would like to give to those that you love...
It's called Coprolite, aka petrified shit.
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