At least my new place has wheels!
even with the absence of scratch & sniffi know exactly what that room smells like.
But, You love the smell of bourbon, pussy sweat and stale mentholated tobacco, right...?
It smells like Wally's snatch.
I am afraid to ask about that grey thingy on the headboard.
It's a family heirloom...
♪ ♫ Papa can you hear me ♫ ♪
Oh, Bobby....
Somebody spray that thing.
Raid. It works!
Jesus H Christ, where have you been Wallingford???? Were you tending to the cucumber patches again?
Shit Babe, I live in Appalachia, I wish I had a cucumber to talk to...
Are you sure you were thinking of me? My cock is much bigger than that vibrator your using to make that smile.
Actually, I think the men are missing a bowling pin....
even with the absence of scratch & sniff
ReplyDeletei know exactly what that room smells like.
But, You love the smell of bourbon, pussy sweat and stale mentholated tobacco, right...?
DeleteIt smells like Wally's snatch.
ReplyDeleteBut, You love the smell of bourbon, pussy sweat and stale mentholated tobacco, right...?
DeleteI am afraid to ask about that grey thingy on the headboard.
ReplyDeleteIt's a family heirloom...
Delete♪ ♫ Papa can you hear me ♫ ♪
ReplyDeleteOh, Bobby....
DeleteSomebody spray that thing.
ReplyDeleteRaid. It works!
DeleteJesus H Christ, where have you been Wallingford???? Were you tending to the cucumber patches again?
ReplyDeleteShit Babe, I live in Appalachia, I wish I had a cucumber to talk to...
DeleteAre you sure you were thinking of me? My cock is much bigger than that vibrator your using to make that smile.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think the men are missing a bowling pin....
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