At least my new place has wheels!
even with the absence of scratch & sniffi know exactly what that room smells like.
But, You love the smell of bourbon, pussy sweat and stale mentholated tobacco, right...?
It smells like Wally's snatch.
I am afraid to ask about that grey thingy on the headboard.
It's a family heirloom...
♪ ♫ Papa can you hear me ♫ ♪
Somebody spray that thing.
Raid. It works!
Jesus H Christ, where have you been Wallingford???? Were you tending to the cucumber patches again?
Shit Babe, I live in Appalachia, I wish I had a cucumber to talk to...
Are you sure you were thinking of me? My cock is much bigger than that vibrator your using to make that smile.
Actually, I think the men are missing a bowling pin....