Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Why Didn't at Least One of You Tell Me that I Haven't Been Posting Any Dick, Lately ???

Some Girls...
I Swear.
(I just love gathering nuts in May...)


Syd Barrett was so HOT!




... But this guy's got a bike and you can ride it if you like.....


I don't know why I call him Gerald...


Good ol' Country Luvin'
in the brochure...


Good ol' Country Luvin'
In
Reality...



There!

Three Dicks & a Milk Machine.
I think I got my Credz back....

Ken Cuccinelli is a Raging Lunatic ???

* A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT *


Seems like Ken Nellie-Cooch of Virginia thinks that Justice Antonin Scalia is too liberal...

WHAT A GAS!
AND FOLLOW THE LINKS!
It's a Boy!


Please, if you know anyone in Virginia, get in touch with them and tell them to keep an eye on this idiot. It doesn't matter their political association, just make them promise to watch, closely....

As usual, after giving y'all an important prod, I'm off to my secret candy-dish file to look for some porn to post as an apologetic offering......

xoxox

Off Dominating or In Hiding ???


Where on Earth Could She Be?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

It Is What It Is...


Take in a movie!
 &
 I'll get back to Y'all just as soon as I can! 

XOXOX

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

MJ's "Tighten Up" Team......


I'm not saying that she is having a snip-snip here & a snip-snip there, and a couple of tra-la-las....

I'm just insinuating it, Generally. 

Friday, January 18, 2013

BITCHES !


Do You Think They Were Related ???

OH, MY!!! & What Shall We Wear???






My Favorite?
If you don't have enough money to tip at least fifteen percent, then you don't have enough money to go out; stay home....

Dear Abbey,
Please let Pauline Phillips Rest in Peace.

PS. The toilet paper goes behind.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Me and "The Girls", got Together and had Some Shine & Some Talk....

AND...

We Decided To Stop That "Brown Man",  From Taking Our Guns.
See...
We's Loyal Members of the
 National Republican Assholes...

Friday, January 11, 2013

Now That My New York Grieving Is Over,

I Best Get Back to My New, Simple Mountain Life....



Thanks for the sympathies y'all.
xoxox
wally

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Where Is My Love ?

FOR
ANDRE:




Andre & I were inseparable for nearly ten years. I am OK, but just take a gander at this:

Andre was a Professional Chauffeur for people whom you would all know and have heard of.  (oh, if I was a name dropper).  I met him in a neighborhood dive,  a gay bar,  call "The Albatross", in Astoria, Queens.
There is where, in a moment of complete vulnerability, I advised a complete stranger that I needed a friend.  This then, was when he advised me that this was the first time that he went out on his own since his "husband of Thirty-Seven years", died, a little over one year ago...

We became close.
He had a car!!!
It seemed all too convenient....

You look back and trace things to moments; I remember the moment that I fell for Andre.  Picture being in a limmo, NYC, Queens, no less, bouncing from bar to bar with your own Chauffeur that knows every nook & bar-keep. Every night a new trip! 
Every day more stories!....

On the ninth or tenth night of going out, he took me to a little place somewhere in Queens, cool crowd, nice music. We order our drinks from the dancing bartender who brings them promptly.

I take a sip,  light up a Camel and  
Say, "Where's the ashtray?"

He looked at me professorially & pitifully and said, "You're in it......."

Fell for you!

RIP, My Dearest Love.


Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Sunday, January 6, 2013

fagsmut...




EVERYBODY'S DOING IT....

World's Happiest Gardener....

Gives a whole new meaning to the name Passion Vine....

Article HERE

Friday, January 4, 2013

Oh, It Would Make You Weep...


Most of you wouldn't believe me anyway....

I'll explain someday!
If I live through it....

Now with Extra Schmaltz !