Saturday, November 23, 2013

We've Met in Secret, Debated Your Personality Flaws, And Have Decided...


That Mistress MJ Will Return at Precisely the Right Moment...

So Bitches, Relax.

11 comments:

  1. Well for Christ sakes, is she taking the slow boat from China back or was there a mishap again in one of those peek show booths again? And I don't know what those flaws are your talking about.

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    1. If there was anything happening in a stall, anywhere, you, would already know about it...

      (A slowboat from China sounds perfect for MJ!)

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  2. I'm new here, so take your time! I love, love, love your pinkness. It really sets off the little black dresses. [bows to the QUEENS]

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    1. I thought the same thing myself!

      *Slap*

      The show's going on Louise!!!

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  3. i'm feeling ignored and left out of the group
    which only makes me arch my back more.

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    1. Really???

      I could have sworn I smelled you there....

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  4. well, I think that photo proves that THIS is the moment she is most needed.

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    1. And just like a white whore...

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  5. I've every intention of slapping you Bitches with my handbag once I return.

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