At least my new place has wheels!
Of course darling I met Richard. Why did you think I walk with that limp and carry a portable donut?
Did he give you a mouth to mouth after or before?
I don't know Dick.
Did you mean 'Richards', dear? As in, Mary... Mary Richards. I know her. Quite the twat. She'd take on that thing in the last pic and several more like him all at the same time. That's our girl, Mary! How else do you think she manages to keep that flip of hers so perky? Speaking of which. My flip could use a little help, today. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque