At least my new place has wheels!
Well, Mandoline Juggernaut sure has learned a few tricks while training for 7 years at the Cirque du Soleil!
Training for...More like training them....*CRACK!!!*
I never forget a face......or a panty line. I swear, are her legs filled with helium or what?
Up, up, and away........Helium....Hhhhhhaaaaaaahhh!!!!(So, now you know MJ, huh..???)
i can tell from here, this one's exact change only.
We're in Canadia, it'll take American Express....
I'm trying to think of a word that begins with "V."
VICTORY!!!Now, spread your tiny wings and fly away...fly, fly, fly...
Just stick a nickel in the slot and see what you get.
A Queens' Queen.... Bought to you today by our lovely vending machine hostess... "Misty Jellyroll"... and the letter "V"
ALL you Bitches are Banned By Infomaniac!
Sooo... I see where to swipe my credit card. I'm just not sure what I'm buying. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque