At least my new place has wheels!
I bet as soon as the bill passed, Michelle handcuffed Marcus-s-s-s to the water heater in the basement so he couldn't escape and marry his BFF Juan the hairdresser.
I thought of that...Perhaps their marriage is the only one that will be destroyed by equality..?
It was great news wasn't!?! But you know this will send her over the edge and into insanity. Nothing some piano wire around the neck can't fix.