Monday, April 8, 2013

Things Are Looking Up!!!

After a really tough time with the old man and our disagreement of how to handle two waitresses (his insane, vindictive, evil daughter and her sweet, gullible, presumptuous sidekick), the problem has been resolved. 

My left pinky finger is exhausted....

For whatever reason, his daughter thought it would be a good idea to sucker-punch her father, needless to say that that sent them both to jail. 

Bail;  She's unemployed.

Two days later the sidekick pissed off the queen hillbilly waitress.

Tears; She's unemployed.

The entire staff is elated and the old man has acquiesced. And, I hired a new girl today!

He even started on the indoor toilet for me,
 says it'll be done before winter sets in....


The John Works Great!!!

17 comments:

  1. And soon you'll be a flushing queen!

    hopefully things will settle down for a while now... for one moment there I thought you were working on an episode of Dallas!

    Then i ralised you were talkin real life...

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    1. In Real Life I AM Stella Dallas, right down to cup size....

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  2. Aww! That sucks! Good luck with the new girl.

    xo
    Jon

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    1. No Jon, things are looking up & the new girl is great and a bit of a bitch. I can deal with bitches; evil makes me sick.

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  3. I think that pile of bricks and the beer bottle on the tank add to the atomsphere there.

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    1. Folks 'round here believe that art should have purpose...

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  4. Don't mess with waitressing hillbillies.

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    1. Fact, Fiction, Fancy or D. All of the above

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  6. Hey, if those girls are looking for work, I heard they are always looking for people at the meth house down the street from me. The rewards on not great and they will probably lose all their teeth, but hey... a girl's gotta make a living, am I right? Obama ain't gonna be buying them any rhinestones for their bedazzlers, trust you me.... - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. I think they were already part of a pill mill: Not a pretty picture, I don't even like thinking about them anymore.
      Sad, sad, sad...

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  7. Real life does rear it's ugly head from time to time. Welcome back!

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