Really Didn't Take Me by Surprise, After All, I Am an Empathetic Soul... But I Must Admit, Upon Learning of Said Decision, I Kind of Let Myself Go a Little:
The World''s first planned industrial city!!! (American Hard Rubber Company) Richard Butler's bromance with Auguste Bartholdi (Statue of Liberty), is legendary in Butler!
Wally, how many times have I told you. You can only keep make up for up to 8 months before one looks like Tammy Faye. As far as Mj, I read somewhere she may have a man. Code word for bigger badder and more powerful dildo. She'll be back when the novelity wears off.
Mistress Maddie... trust me, the novelty never wears off. Odd that you evoke the name of Tammy Faye... when I saw it I thought of Tammy Wynette (the morning after she swallowed a whole bottle of Valium and George walked out on her teal blue chiffon and marabou feather wearing ass). P.S. - fruit, no matter it's shape or how ripe, is a poor substitute. Hell, even that Kardashian whore managed to snag a real man (granted, she didn't keep him long)(Kanye? Hell, no. I said a REAL man) - so put down the Chiquita, drag (pun intended) your sagging ass down to that local, active tea room, get on your knees and do as God intended. (God, I'm a bossy little beyotch!)And remember - Community work is good for the soul. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
I don't know Upton King, it sounds far to exciting for so early in the evening,lol! Alas, I get tired of the plastic and only the real thing will do, hence a stable of boys,lol. And then there's the lock jaw...but it's worth it.
born in Newark, New Jersey I love Gloria Gaynor. They played "I Will Survive" a lot during Hurricane Sandy here in NJ.
ReplyDeleteButler NJ? Sheesh! talk about the sticks, No wonder you moved out.
DeleteThe World''s first planned industrial city!!!
Delete(American Hard Rubber Company)
Richard Butler's bromance with Auguste Bartholdi (Statue of Liberty), is legendary in Butler!
WE WERE WEIRD NEW JESEY.
Hey Stan!
ReplyDeleteI lived in Butler, NJ for a decade, one year...
One of these days I'll get the reply put in the proper place. lol!
DeleteI understand that she has a MAN! (Maybe...)
ReplyDeleteNo Way!!
ReplyDeleteI thought she done bagged her one!!!
& Who's the fool that ever let that get away???
Wally, how many times have I told you. You can only keep make up for up to 8 months before one looks like Tammy Faye. As far as Mj, I read somewhere she may have a man. Code word for bigger badder and more powerful dildo. She'll be back when the novelity wears off.
ReplyDeleteIf it it is a MAaaaN!!!
DeleteWell, she'll arrange a mahjong night with her crones, stata baba & generic refuse.....
I like mahjong!
Mistress Maddie... trust me, the novelty never wears off. Odd that you evoke the name of Tammy Faye... when I saw it I thought of Tammy Wynette (the morning after she swallowed a whole bottle of Valium and George walked out on her teal blue chiffon and marabou feather wearing ass). P.S. - fruit, no matter it's shape or how ripe, is a poor substitute. Hell, even that Kardashian whore managed to snag a real man (granted, she didn't keep him long)(Kanye? Hell, no. I said a REAL man) - so put down the Chiquita, drag (pun intended) your sagging ass down to that local, active tea room, get on your knees and do as God intended. (God, I'm a bossy little beyotch!)And remember - Community work is good for the soul. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDeleteI don't know Upton King, it sounds far to exciting for so early in the evening,lol! Alas, I get tired of the plastic and only the real thing will do, hence a stable of boys,lol. And then there's the lock jaw...but it's worth it.
Delete& then one day, you wake up and all you want is a reliable 1964 Volkswagon Beetle (or Beatle as the case may be)....
DeleteCommunity work is good for the soul... but hard on the knees! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
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ReplyDeletemary, when are you going to
ReplyDeletelearn how to put eyelashes on?
Not all of us can hang upside-down from our ankles, dear....
DeleteI feel a post coming on this weekend.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's just gas.
So...
DeleteBusiness as usual then???
Where, oh, where has MJ gone - really, I cannot picture her settling down. Well, down, yes, but not for long.
ReplyDeleteA well deserved break & distance for reflection...
DeleteShe'll be around, morphed into a more modern mistress MJ!
Who are we kidding?
DeleteI was watching TV all that time.
I know, love, be healthy & happy and gain five pounds, not six.....
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