we understand how you feel.....

we also enjoy to have a smoke whenever we entertain a big cock....

sometimes we wonder....

what would santa like for christmas?

just a partin' song

the gentleman is a dope...
qw

sometimes we have a problem with abdominal cramps....

mostly from what others say & think

qw

one percent others....mmh.

sometimes we just don't know...

we were just over at the chateau squalking about reality shows, (namely the a - list),  and we really can not participate much as we do not enjoin those types of programming.... we believe the maxim that we put forth was: our life is real enough; please don't send more reality.

all good clean fun. right?

we log off & go back to current events...
then  we hear a voice from over the ether.....
we look at the television, and there's an erstwhile lover acting his big heart out on an episode of Law & Order.....
(you've seen him, he is unforgettable as character actor, of both film and television).

hint: magnifecint schnozzola.....

brilliant.

then we thought of those boys from the a-list ....
all of them look as if they would be insulted & upset if per chance one bumped into them and one failed to realize their stardom....

the schnoz, on the other hand, would be pleased to meet you & not expect you to know his stardom, and would not bring it up....

mmh...
our life is real enough...

we rest our case...

qw

oh my dears...

Leslie Nielsen has passed...

and now the world  has become a much,

much, much less funny place.

thanks for so many good times and rest in peace, Shirley...

 1926 - 2010

qw

it happens...

sometimes...

qw

soo, ya wanna talk yankees?

ok...

please don't tell him we're a mets fan....

ever...

qw

so - which one are you?

the andrews sisters

smack it -
whack it -
let your hand rotate...

show it -

blow it -

(a real wealth of innuendo - watch patty get jiggy at around 2:06)

trust us...

we would have to say...
if ya want to put a load on - go with laverne (she knows what's going on)
if ya want crazy....   - go with patty (there is nothing going on but her)
if ya want happy - go with maxine (she knows how to get on with the getting on)

so which one are you?
a root, a toot & so on & so forth?

qw

we used to think we were laverne....
but grew up to be maxine....
patty was all the surfer boys we "dated"

another queens queen...

Estee Lauder -

a corona queen....

 one of the twenty-five most powerful women of the twentieth century - TIME

 make-up for moderns, indeed....

 and whatever you do...

keep estee on your lips
qw

sweet turkey dreams....

tryptophan overload...
must sleep & work on personal projects...
over & out
the sleepy queen of sleepy queens

if ya like 'em painted up, powdered up... then you oughtta be glad....

singing with her step-daughter no less -


we'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey...

qw

can't you see, we are working on our hair???

STUFF - ing....

 

gobble, gobble, gobble...

qw

the holidays & our plan to get through them.....

this...

this...

& this.....

 usually work...

if not....
we may always resort to:

PLAN B....

we've been absolutely pining to implement plan B.

for years...

qw

choose your outfit carefully, our dears....

because one just never knows...

you may think it's a good & plenty suit -

but there is always a chance of reign -

RIP

last first american family

democratic politicians aren't great...

but republican politicians are evil to the core...

qw

oh, don't, just don't ever wear a pillbox hat -

we are sure you understand...

for stereo, view it twice...

don't you dare!

qw

funny.... we were expecting the mantilla room to look more like....

THIS.....

we wonder how the goldfish are doing...

qw

dwelling a bit too much on our career lately.........

we got trouble...
female trouble.

perhaps we should dislocate and work for Mistress MJ's new, now, motel, no-tell....
collecting quarters in the men's room...
again.
qw

anything he says..........

and we mean anything...

i need some body groovy.....

Yeaah        
                                                                       yea

                             yEAh

YEAH!

yeah

YeaH

yea

qw

a little something for when you are sober, and feel the need to know what's going on....

w

so sorry.... it must've fallen into our bag whilst rummaging through your dustbins ....

turkeys.... turkeys who need turkeys....

we bet this girl grew up to have some serious entitlement issues...

when we were nineteen, (back before electricity), this could have been we...

if it's peace he wants....

a little piece is what he'll get.....

or a big peace...

we don't judge...

qw

ladies & gentlemen... Thombeau & the fleshtones....

complete with apparently functional knobs & levers....

qw

if you find yourself going under a spell...
... the safe word is "englebert"

let's talk about murder, shall we?

you'll need to do a wee bit of research.....

my personal favorite....

learn how to relax....

no other thing confuses detectives like "one cool cookie".

just so taste-y...

then, when you find the body,,,,  dial "M"....

for 

"Most likely to succeed".

qw

pss...

it never hurts to have a fresh-frozen leg of lamb in the oven that is just perfect at the time when said detectives get hungry... (put on something pretty)...

(... only for those that understand....)

..just a partin' song....

...such a drag, to want something, sometime....

.... back to my room, you'll never know...

qw

terry would rather see me than her.

won't that be fine?

by the way tony is an astoria queen too....
just saving that for a later post....

but how, how,  lovely is mrs. elvis costello ?
(not a sexist slur to her, rather, a sexist compliment to him)....



....and won't that be fine?

qw

please! don't bother us whilst we are working.....

this is what happens to us when one of the kids brings over a joint...

if any are offended...
we apologize-

qw

because, we really don't have any choice, but to post this....

it's the best we can do -

qw

ps...t...
it must be true about one's hair traits coming from one's mother's father....
my grandfather is Danish Royalty....
but as we watch this film for the first time in many years....
both those boys have my hair..
GODDAMN, my other blood...
i have Danish Royal Hair...
& who, i ask you, can hop that?

who?

sometimes a banana is just a banana.......

...then again, sometimes, they're not...

qw

GAMS Galore! & her Schmaltz.....

we are of the southern tradition....
... when we take candy from, Your dish, we will send you a lacy thank you note before the fortnight is over...
... and not before we tell absolutlely everyone how stale and nasty the candy you leave out for you guests, in a very common candy-dish, is.....

but, not so, when i took candy from GAMS, her exquisite candy dish had many tasty moresels .....
and only one....
Candy Barr



the other thing we adore about gams is....
sometimes you really have to think about shoes......

these are "shoes for thought"

thanx gamms,

xoxox...

go with queens english, our dear....

qw

another queens queen...

george maharis -
an astoria queen (really)...
of coarse we will always remember him fondly as "buz murdock":
(this is sso ssexy) -


let the judging begin.....

yes...

(at 45) - yes...

only if you insist....

&

this is why we do our own hair -

so..

TAH DAH!!!

qw

rooster denied ....

ok kids, 'can't make it any easier than this....

phrasemaker-

oh! thom, your dust bin is so scarey.....

really

this is good,,, but where are those playboy photos where the guy wears bandanas as a swimsuit???.... HOT

don't worry gams...
we will be bringing you to court very, very soon...

qw

.... it's 7:38! time for big boy crab!....

oh! it's a new one!... it's a new one!
OH! they're using a GIANT ONE! .... they're using a giant one now!.....
oh god! Oh God! OH GOD!!



......... Piggy for mom

qw

mitten Drinn'en

scott... you see this?......

oh my dear...
your voice is a choir of angels to me....
(you sound just like harvey fierstein)
too sexxy!!!
OHH!

ok, i'm back...
"and that's why the good lord invented the high tide".....
& you know everything...
...even me!

sorry 'bout yo luck....



oh, my dearest camel smokin' norma....
consider yourself pinned...

xoxoxoxxxo
qw

we were beginning to think you were a wet firecracker.............

good for you!

queenie wally? .... where did you put the cheese whiz???

story of our retched lives....

qw

our birthday wish for ourselves....

is that, like john, we will never eat shish kebab again.....

and always remember, our dearests....
it ain't the age...
it's the mileage...

qw -
clocking in again at 00,089.31, again....
't only got drove to church 'bout everyother sunday....
lo
miles