"BAG" ... for the kids... ...so they know...

this is a douche-bag...
they come in very handy...
especially as you get older-

WHY, i've known people who had this exact same model delivered to them by the U.S. Postal Service, who in turn, took that opportunity to drive that douche-bag to increadablly romantic places such as seattle, portland, austin, los angeles & some even made it as far as NYC and Cleveland!!!

but as our friend, Thombeau, indulges his habit of pointing out - - > - - >

a girl and her douche-bag will soon be parted...

if only it was that easy...

qw