BOO! ... it's october, and you just keep getting older -

and older, and older....

qw

older

ps we enjoy when our situation is color-coordinated...
oh, and, someone please call whorange

what hump? ...

?

oh my dears... tony curtis has passed -

85
RIP

one more thing..........................

this
is
one
big....




you
are
awful...

this is why we love thee -

qw

flaming hag folkwear...

FLAMING HAG FOLKWEAR !

we fear what might happen if we scream it out loud three times in a row...
f
h
f

qw

our ladies in waiting...

... doing as they are told & learning from the best.

WOW MAN... that was some good stuff...

acid flashbacks come at the strangest times -

WOW -
we have no idea what this post was about when we woke up this morning...
something about the solstice & the empire???
(thank god we can edit) -

carry on

qw

other moist things...

moist


this is elani, who periodically blogs with us whilst we sip budweisers, immodestly, from elegant crystal goblets

click on the moist link above to see some of michael bellamy's works

qw

we are not this pretty...

w
& perhaps never will be...

qw

...alone on a hill -

-

the man of one thousand voices keeping perfectly still.....

"BAG" ... for the kids... ...so they know...

this is a douche-bag...
they come in very handy...
especially as you get older-

WHY, i've known people who had this exact same model delivered to them by the U.S. Postal Service, who in turn, took that opportunity to drive that douche-bag to increadablly romantic places such as seattle, portland, austin, los angeles & some even made it as far as NYC and Cleveland!!!

but as our friend, Thombeau, indulges his habit of pointing out - - > - - >

a girl and her douche-bag will soon be parted...

if only it was that easy...

qw

have you visited?

it is proper decorum to say "hello"

popculture @ simelekiti -

go now-
and see

qw

parking in queens...

it is 38 seconds long... clickit...

Parallel Parking from Yum Yum London on Vimeo.

qw

ps
mmmh... ham

pappa ratzi wishes....

"love your outfit,,,
but your purse is on fire..."

qw

how could we not?

HE says his face is a wreck today...

qw

just grow up already..

qw

SOUTHERN CHRISTIANIST DOESN'T SUCK TEENAGE COCK..

WHEEE...
glad that's over




mmh?

qw

..you know it's really not my home...

the night is a stary - Don't....

qw

FRESH! - from the line...

"there's a flower towel in every box of BREEZE!"
...and...
you ain't woman enough to take my man -


qw

so - you're absolutely sure you want to see what's behind this door?...

well.. do you?


BUT
whatever you do -
don't eat the blueberry crumble...

qw

THAT'S IT! ... ONIONS...

we need to pick up a bag of onions --

we just don't know why we remembered...

bye bye sugar..

monday memories - on friday...

nice dick -



i thought i told you not to bother me while i'm working!!!



cigarette?



we conclude ...

we ... really just don't know what to say?...

our kamp is on the fritz...

please comment & make our dominion right again...
please?

qw

deuces, peace & oh, praise the lord...

even through chanel shades - i can see the light...


mm-humph

qw

where's it coming from?

where's it going to?

qw

hey, peenee... fabe is fab?

we have not been around -
per se


qw

la couleur de cerises

strikingly like our love...

sorry about the royal boogers-{

qw

pretty girls have boogers too -

qw

Go and say: "Thank You Joe."

in case you are unaware:
one hero of mine, (and yours as well, if you are either gay and/or equitable in character...), has been attacked -
by a U.S. Senator Saxby Chambliss, Ga. staffer
said staffer posted the comment: "all faggots must die" -

joe jervis, blogmaster, of Joe.My.God, being the klassey, kool kat that he is...
only is asking for an apology...
& i don't see one coming from "people" of this caliber...
so
stop over by him, and post a short comment of gratitude -


this is where the story started, check it out, it is not a bore

qw

you never call...

it rings on both ends you know...



oh, we really want one of these...

we may have to do some research, then dig through the trash...
then employ our craftiness-

qw

DADT?..... soon we will all be saying....

"i wonder what happened to him"?.

this is a ditty about an extended tour of "her majesty's service", in retrospect....
take it from noel -

john mccain - "i wonder what happened to him"?.
tony perkins - "i wonder what happened to him"?.
bryan fischer - "i wonder what happened to him"?.
jim demint - "i wonder what happened to him"?.
maggot gallagher - "i wonder what happened to him"?.

wake up everyday & fight...
we are not saying we have attained -
understand though, we are on the right side of history & god is not on the side of fuck-nuggets...
so
they will loose, (for they are loosers)...

listen to this song & note the confidence of noel's tone and demeanor -
head high, shoulders back, treat everyone with dignity & respect, for this is not how we are treated -
(golden rule)
for they will indeed crush their own delusions...
(which is their world)
naught
nada
nix


we wonder...
what happened to him?

qw

our old tricks -

a'drinkin'

&
a'smokin'


qw

NO!... sometimes i like to wear something low-cut & sexy

qw

all that we need ...

is some Pearline -


some life-stride shoes (red - size 14)


and a nice, plump, young chicken (undressed, (of coarse as we prefer to start from scratch))...

... and
we will be fine.

qw

how are we? ...

so glad you asked -

we wonder what would have become of the flirtations if they had even one fifth of the budget for promotions that the no talented white folk had....

and how much groovier life might have been ?.?.?...

qw

(we used to have this same outfit, only in topaz)

we think it sweet...

that two people that love each other...
may join -
and take advantage of special rights granted to them from the united states' goverment & get a tax break...

i suppose it's only right, as gay people don't know anything about love, commitment or nobility...

therefore -
we have no comment-
because our thoughts don't matter anyway

qw

wonder boy?

click it...
& look at the camel-toe on this bitch -
(the guy in the ssilver sslackss)...
i mean...
honestly...
i always fluff before a photo op-{



wonderboy...

AKA: supertran


Fabe ...

is Fab



like i was say'n...



qw

just in... ... ...

what part don't they get???

CAR WASH>>>, workin' at the carwash - YEAH!!!

yeah!

qw

my grandma told me to get out dancing -

forag


she said there will always be someone who wants to dance with you -


grandma anna never ever lied to me...
i know...
because, i've seen my love dance with a broom, a mop, and a shovel...


someone wants to dance with you.

qw

are ya trying to get laid... or are ya trying to make art?

one from the vault ...

for all you hair-hoppers out there -



ART...

oh -

and

could someone bring this lady a whole potato chip???



please?

qw

feeling a little zsazsa today

we know we said we'd stop with the zsa zsa posts...
(out of respect),
but, alas, we once again find ourselves flattered & "feeling zsazsa"...
all thanks to our most Lethal of blogmistresses: Donna -
who shares the same reverence for this hungarian goddess as we...

qw

"i'll bet you married yours for character"...

"my way, it might not last forever, but it sure is fun while it hangs together!"

qw

we think it's cruel, sitting around, waiting for someone to die -

belated post-

we assure you it was worth the wait -

charming republicans

re-blog & send this to your conservative friends...
as i'm fairly certain that they never come here twice
w

via daily kos

sorry.... but politics are important -

primary season is over...
election season is upon us (USA)....
so we will be ranting more often -
we will try to remember to offset these rants with art, nudity, and grape jelly...
for the most part, we will rant about anyone who causes us to be embarrassed for being american, christian, and white....
(republicans & tea-baggers)
we have found our header for this election season's rants, it is as follows:

our first commitment is the the winner of the republican primary in Delaware -
Christine O'Donnell

sharp as a marble -
sack of fascism -
deluded -
just like the people who voted for her -
all raised by a television set -
idiots -


embarrassed to be american
qw

looks like fun

we wonder if he has a stray hat

qw

you fill me with inertia -

from the original 1967 film Bedazzled -

for your consideration...

peter cook & dudley moore


we find peter cook alluring at times...



we possess sisterly love for dudley moore...




raquel as lillian lust...



barry humphries as envy...



of coarse many of you know barry only as...

la grand dame edna

the film is a scream -
see it

qw

ps
i'm not available