cha cha heels

taffy...

qw

j'adore les iles de new york.....

oh dear... dear thom...
fire - pines, cherry, atlantique?
long - great neck, little neck, hempstead, hamptonsidisownyou?
manhattan - up, down, east, west, ifyouareingrammercyiwillneverforgiveyou?
staten - great kills, new drop beach, mariners park, jersey?
rikers - A, B, C, D?
hart - 10943, 12273, 57235?
THEBRONXXXXXXX?
greenpoint?

me?
never...
besides - there'll be a fresh batch of soiled linen for mommy in the morning...
i won't even remember thinking of you -

qw-(

and no matter what you do this weekend -
do not under any means click on this linky-dinky...
i have spoken-{

like the name of the post implies...
shut the door
shut the door

somethings never change-

draperies for agnes...

yeah yeah yeah
i know
i sew
o


click on them to see the detail
i just love the drape
exquisite rayon silk $0.99 a yard!!!
sunblock $4.00 a yard!!!
recycled hardware & rods(trash)!!!
(i love nyc!)
stiffener
i think i did this in my spare time (hah!) in seven hours or so
(boy couldn't sleep)
he is a cute boy, who needs his sleep, after all -
i think the whole cost of materials was around $70.00
and they will be beautiful for more than twenty years....
i mean...
come on...
puce never goes out of style
qw

post script: i sew frequently for a tasteful lady, that you all have heard of....
...non-disclosure

Most Significant
i just adore F'ing with a lawyer...
don't you?
and
sew the fuck what?

post, post script: (non-political)...
i really like obama as a guy...
i have always wanted a president that exercised, in speech and vocabulary at least an understanding of the discipline that is English....
(never thought i would live to see the day)...
but,
he used the term "drapes" as a noun...
there is no such beast...
after all, he's just a guy

that's the way it was supposed to be -

all very simple...
qw

feelin' for zsa zsa

i meant what i have said..
please send good vibes out west..
we still need her -

(i really don't want to change the name of the post to...)
channeling zsa zsa...
I JUST DON'T
qw-{
i will if i have to........

choose up, kiddies, and hit the sack...

must....
sixty-five seconds... click it


BROKEN GLASS
the TV blares in blank stares.
you're lost inside a world.
there's no escape ---

it's television,---
it swallows up all cares.

blue-
blue, electric blue,---
it swallows up all cares.

but in the end, i must confess:
i love the sound of breaking glass.
-.-
"To a new world, or no world"...

qw

...All of Them Bitches...

it's called tanis root...

... its the neighbor again...
just checkin' if i drank ALL of my tea -
and ate ALL my raw meat -
she's really very sweet though -
'cause she knows that satan is gonna fuck me later...
qw

been there, done that, got a T-shirt; i gottsss drawers filled with T-shirts....

how we met...

what he was like...


it was an "open" relationship...

david... how groovy is he?



go ahead click it...

YOU KNOW YOU NEED TOO...
qw

better now?

"as far as i'm concerned, you're only a real new yorker if you die here"... woody allen

st. michael's cemetary...

...they just finished a high rise mausoleum.
(location,location,location)


...it doesn't matter which boro you live in...
because most real new yorkers will wind up in queens, anyway, anyhow...
eventually...
qw

there goes my plans to gather...

pressure cleaning in a florel housedress & a fez is a F'n hoot...

thanx beau thom & the bored of directors...
i'm flattered so...
i've the vapors...
i've sent out for powders & gin -
qw

what goes around - comes around....

Redgrave & Tushingham ---

Eddy & Pats -
in twenty years i'll edit this and put their real names in -
qw

won't one of you send mother some nervine? or coca-wine?...

....EFFERVESCENT.

...GO AWAY. you, you well-hung demons -

... oh! look! a french person wearing a dress: it is bearing a bottle of wine laced with "tonic"...
it may sit upon our lap...

... instantaneous cure for 15 cents...
here's 30


qw

peaches & cream-

its makin' me krazy -
qw

i love rocky road

i transferred this from the design blog...
the thought of this project ENflames my emotional well-being...
if you find it intriguing
you must check back later - as i can not handle it right now
qw-{

can you dig it?...baby?

shiggy-diggy
qw

ssciencess

fig. 1

fig. 2


and now she's making love to me...

qw

friday

there's always room...

there's never room...

...and some people flatly, refuse to think-

...and for dessert - - - !
more POOP for papa ratzi
qw

another queens queen...

patty duke...
an elmhurst queen...
i still know all the words and can belt it out with zest -

can you?
(if you cantz getz bizzy)

anyhoo-
one hell of a queen -
i draw many parallels between her life and mine:
as a deb: interested, interesting and trusting &...
(cute as a M.F.'in button).

then disillusioned & deflowered and with great personal fortitude, we sucked up, and committed to our true friends....& still:
(sexy as a nectarine!)

then we got rid of those friends, and assumed the tact of " c'est la vie...."

but the only problem with that french programme is the unfortunate ability for klingons to cling-on -
so one day we look in a mirror -
and start being frank with ourselves & everyone else, (albeit our whole lives we were honest)...

when one gets to the point of frankness - well then -
the sceptre received is a instrument of power only ever bestowed on a select few...

and..
if you survive long enough, someday, if only for a moment, you will be queen...


me & patty, patty & me, love you all

qw-{

out, out, brief candle -

random thought -

i read a while back that people on the left didn't like women like sarah palin & michelle bachman because they are good looking, or sexy and/or lady-like.....
some such feces -
then today the cud finally came back up...
it was then that i realized that all those vacant white guys who think they're christian, think that vacant white girls who think that they're christian...
are attracted...
to each other!!!
MMM...
let's watch! shall we?

that must be some special sperm, let me tell you...

qw-{
postscript - i bet those family reunions are a real hoot... and from the looks of these kids on the video, a hoot that includes
un judeo-christian cousin-f'ing which seems to procreate perfect babies able to oppress anyone who doesn't look, think, or wasn't cousin-fucked onto this planet....

what's that on your head???

A WIG !

after you checkout the exquisite style & F.fantastic names on these wigs, go on over and check out this post over at
Crooks & Liars -
and you'll see that Alan Grayson rules...(Tony Weiner for VP)...


the apple don't fall far, do it?


the republican party is swiftly going the way of the whig party...
i think i will start calling republicans "WIGS" from this day forth...
would you care to join me???
(because, news like this makes me as happy as a new line of wigs for "the plump gal")
qw

post script - i like to call my wig, "Elona".

my monday memories....

are a day late and a $122,098.67 short...
oh! well...
at least this past weekend i learned (for the 697th time) that:

and...
lesbians & satan know where to get the grooviest shoes -

and that pork&beans will make you FART-

perhaps they will propel me through the week...

feh
qw

just for me

"i'll have the chicken"
qw

... if you want THING

it has a basket, a bell that rings & dings & makes it look good -
this is syd...







when and if you have time-
CHECK HIM OUT.
perhaps i am the embodiment of an erstwhile hero...
it could be worse...
i'm sure his ashes Swirl In Peace-
qw