Why Wouldn't I ???

I Ask You,

All You People,

Out There,

In the Dark

Can't You See I'm Busy???

And So, BBQ Season, Twenty-Twelve, Begins....

Hot Days & Cool Drinks

Frequent Visits to the Swimming Hole

BBQs & Weenie Roasts.... 

Be Careful!

Some Infomaniac Bitches Are Worse Than Others.....

Now you know why Mistress MJ has been busy lately....

Civil Rights Must-Read !!!

Alveda King-Sized-Up....

READ THIS

I Was Feeling A Little Moist....

So,

Some of the gals stopped by to help me ,

"Freshen-Up"

Moist...

It's Monday !!!

And The Possibilities Seem Endless.....

Choose An Attitude !

Shitty Week For Disco, Huh ???

RIP

Robin Gibb

Mitt Romney !!! WTF???

O, what a tangled web we weave,

When first we practice to deceive...

Dim All The Lights....

RIP

Donna

Stewed Tomatoes......

You Know What I Mean ???

God!

I Love Mason Jars....

(Insert dirty, nasty GIF file 

HERE).

XOXOX!

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I Dunno, What do You Feel Like Doing......

So the Christofascist have to Decide Between a Liberal & a Rapist......

They'll Most Likely Choose the Rapist...

Like They Always Do...

Join me in prayer..

As I ask the Lord:

"Please deliver me from the good people of the world."

Amen...

...That Ole North Wind....

Just 
Call Out My Name....

I'll Be There....

Pinky Swear.
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Thanks Prez !!!

Makes Me Feel Like....

Dancing!


Update: Looks like I'm not the only one - HERE.

A Pickin' & a Grinnin'.....

The "Good" People of the Great State of North Carolina have Spoken...

Perhaps they know something that I don't know..

(Like a life where you actually know a human that you are not related to, directly...)

WORD:

Don't buy gas there, or anything.

Tell the people that love you....

&

Join me in prayer for these dumb-asses,

because they need it...

Goober's Dead; I'm Going to Bed....

Goodnight Sweet George...

RIP

As the Pancake Burns....

Episode 1...

(The Fridge).

Click on it!

Some men bring me flowers;

Some men sing me love songs...

This one brings me beer & a handful of asparagus that he sees growing around, for days on end,  and a bank-bag of cash...

I miss flowers....

But!

One takes what one is given, doesn't one?....

Sometimes, I Like to Take Antibiotics, Pain-killers, and Alcohol when I Have a Toothache, Put on Something Pretty, and Pose.....

How About You???

Not Tonight,

I have a toothache & I'm gonna drink AND passout.

In My Robe...

Husker Du?

Do You Remember?

Yes,

 I am well aware of the band too...

If you were to read my blog, and then go check the liner notes on the albums, and on The Golden Palominos too..... 

Then you would understand why I didn't mention it.

Personally.

Well That was Fun...

Just got back from wrapping a pole,

 over and over again,

 with the girls.....

Actually, 

I did not work today. 

However, I did tend to the strawberry patch and whites and other things...