Sunday, July 31, 2011

HELLO ARGENTINA !!!


You work your side of the street, Laverne, and we'll work ours.....

We Once Knew a Girl from Decatur...

That Got Hit With a Rotten Tomater...



We Know a Girl, We All Call Her Hoe...

Because She Knows How to Make a Carrot Grow....



Saturday, July 30, 2011

There is Just One Thing That We'd Like to Say....


Do You Know Don Ho?
Well,
 He's a Real Good Lay Leis.




For The Deepest Hue of Blue....

Jon


hugs
qw

Sunset View From Astoria


Just a Thought...

Perhaps we should replace the members of the House of Representatives with  Heroin & Cocaine junkies...
Sure, they'll disagree.
But at least congress would be more functional than it is now...

At Least Junkies Actually Do Things....

Friday, July 29, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Schvitz in The Bronx

A 108 year old water main burst in The Bronx on Tuesday...
Welcome to New York.



Evidently,
We have enough money in the USA to kill children (no silly, of course they're not white children), give money to the rich (just because they want it) and take money from the poor (they must not need it anyway, or else they wouldn't be poor).

BUT

There is no money to fix the plumbing....
Or the bridges, roads, water and air, educate our future Americans, give the needy a hand so that they might, one day care for themselves, or support for the sick and the elderly...
But we are so very proud to be American.....
Because Exxon's profits are up!
Forty-one percent!!!

Vote Republican!!!
That way you don't have to think!!!

*While they suck the blood from you and your family & friends*



Only For Those That Understand....


Those that understand know who she is....

For Those of You That Don't Understand, 
Please Disregard, and Take a Good Look at Sal's Lips in the Post Below

(There is nothing wrong with not understanding everything)
As long as you understand that you don't understand....

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Homo-erotica....

Just as sexy as the day they filmed it.

Time to Put the Trash Out On the Curb......

WHEN....
We'd Much Rather Be Picking Up Trash Off the Curb...

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Give the Gift That Keeps on Giving....


We Used to Own This Car...

A 1961 Cadillac Sedan De Ville
PINK!

When we would drive it we always made sure we were dressed correctly.....
Leopard, zebra or just black, we're very sure you understand.


Parked it up on the bluff.
That overlooked the Indian River in Florida, with the bluff people.  Of whom only came down from the bluff, to the river when the moon was full. Just to mention, the bluff is only a NYC long block away & there were a lot of fancy chickens up there on the bluff.  


Seriously....

Anyway, our pink caddy got stolen from us.
Oh well...
We should have checked on it more often.  They are probably using it for a chicken coop.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Amy Winehouse Joins The Twenty-Seven Club


Hope she finds peace now.

More HERE

Right-Wing Conservative, Christian Fundamentalist, Anti-Muslim, Terrorist....

Anders Behring Breivik
Decided to do God a favor & blow-up some government liberals, buildings, (and anyone that got in the way), and then, from there, go and open-fire on a bunch of teenagers playing in a field, with a machine gun.


At least ninety-one dead.


Already the mainstream media is withholding pertinent facts on the case, like who this man considered himself to be and said on facebook.


Soon we will all learn that this was a liberal conspiracy anyway.......
(of this I am sure).


Because we all know how violent those evil liberals are with their songs and their signs; their glitter attacks and their fully loaded shaving-cream pies...


The nerve of those liberals, wanting to look out for the poor and needy; the sick and the children...
BASTARDS ALL!
They are the Anti-Christ, the face of evil itself!


Because we also know that God's people use Holy Automatic Weapons and Blessed Bullets so that they might convert the sinner & subdue the infidel, to save the innocent fetus just to let it and its mother starve to death and to uphold biblical values like collecting personal wealth & stoning homosexuals......


The only thing that gave us pause when we first heard about this story was when we looked for what state this happened in....
Oslo? 
There's no state called Oslo....
In the USA this story is far to common, the poison has been spreading throughout the world.....


"Missionaries", Indeed.




What did we tell you?  LOOK HERE


Thursday, July 21, 2011

There Was Beef!!!

Which is really so,
 ...novel,
 in New York, now....



Dancing For The Money They Throw....


Three Months Later.....
We're a Gal in Trouble & We Haven't Seen Him for a While........

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Feeling Lonely, Posting a Picture!!!

We get their point....
BUT
REALLY???

There Is Nothing New For You To Do???

Blaze???

And The Guest Just Left....

And We Can't Get Over How Great This Song Is......



We've always been a Ringo man, 
Suffer Through It, Our Lovelies.....


We Have a Problem with Beatles in the Barn,
 That Need Our Attention....




qw

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

We Have a Guest......

Looks Like Lipstick Love...

Good Advice for the Wall Street Journal...

If any of you over there have an iota of competency...
Crack your own story wide open, then close the doors, and then, at least you will have your dignity....


If I were you I would walk out in style....


This is America in 2011, many of us need to get a new job.