A Queens' Queen - Stranded in the Forest...: April 2011

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Prowsercise...

A One

A Two

A Three

And

Four!

REPEAT

We have been so busy getting ready for the Gorgeous Gams Competition over at Infomaniac that we have hardly had time for anything else....

Oooo!

Our photographer, Scotty, just walked in, gotta run....

You still have time to enter... Go ahead, see if you have the STUFF!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Good For You, Kate....

In honor of a lovely young princess that was smart enough to trap the world's most eligible willie.....

Good For You!

We just adore to know that a prince pees like a prince...

This Is Our Song For The Kate...

Watch this if you haven't seen this before....
Keep you eyes on Paul & John....

This was quite obviously done right after the first time John & Paul "Did It"......

Mean

Speaking of

Princesses & Such....

And When We Are Done........

SCANDALOUSLY ...

Lifted...

from

Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist.

Papers.....

Genteel People use Paper to Keep Their......

Bottoms Clean..

Which one looks like it was filled out by snakes???

Welcome to the land of the Free....

Show us your papers, please.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

For those of you that have visited A Queens' Queen over time, you know that we occasionally do a post: "Another Queens' Queen". These are just slight, cursory bios & snippets of famous people or things from Queens in New York City. There are so many interesting people and things in & about Queens, most of which are great!
However, we feel it would be unrealistic and deceptive to not also mention some of the bad people and things from Queens, and indeed, we have in the past mentioned some of the tragedies & travesties that are truly, "The Crap of Queens". But this one is A Doozy.....

So,
In the interests of full disclosure:

Donald Trump is from Queens.

There, we have said it!

Now

In Our Own Defense...

Anyone that knows us saw this coming...

Worth Avenue

The Everglades Club (the ugly view)

1962 Cadillac De Ville series 62 (we think they called this color dessert rose?)

Years ago we chauffeured for a dear friend on her wedding day, driving our fabulous 1962 Cadillac De Ville (Majorca Blue), in Palm Beach, Florida. On our way from the church to the reception at The Everglades Club, it needs be one takes Worth Avenue. While leading the procession down the avenue, some really stupid blonde bimbo that was braying at an older woman across the avenue moved to cross, as if we would "just naturally stop for her". She locked eyes with us and must have realized that she wasn't in New Jersey and that we perceived her as "just more road-kill". She waited for the whole entourage, as we discovered later...
The braying blonde bimbo's name was Marla Maples & the old broad was her mother...