Monday, May 31, 2010

the mirror cracked



crazy for wearin' that headband...



crazylegs, but really, her bag should match... (crazy twat)



we seen that movie !!! crazy man!! ...



crazy Hank says: this is a linky-dinky:
....crazy for feeling so lonely
(gather understanding while ye may)
this may also explain our disdain for sweetbreads...

qw

Thursday, May 27, 2010

oh that wrigley!!!

you must click on this and read it -
we have spoken-[


we know its hard to read upside down...
but really, we don't want or need our mom's help in bringing home a few "PACKAGES".

"Why, Mister Wrigley?"
"You, u, ... know him...?"

"Ssss, always wriggling, wriggling, wriggling...
him & his juicy fruitss."
"Wriggling."

la amour---

we'll give him a safety quiz....

qw

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

our monday memories....

on tuesday...


the weekend started off doing some innocent gardening with a friend...



-then, a gnosh-



and a walk through the park-




and then we took a smoke with some french chick-



-then there was a prolonged blurrrrr...
followed by-

monday



So
we are very sure you agree that we've ample justification for our tardiness......

qw

Thursday, May 20, 2010

we still love the US: but most of us need to take a good look-










Via Rosie O’Donnell (I know, I know)

You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.

You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate
energy policy.

You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.

You didn’t get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.

You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.

You didn’t get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.

You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden.

You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans, drown.

You didn’t get mad when we gave a 900 billion tax break to the rich.

You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you, but helping other Americans…oh hell no.




qw

...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

the problem with plushies....



much like chocolates, you can't be sure whats in the center...
(and yes we do take a bite and put it back in the box)...

qw

shoes for thought.....

to greet the morning and walk to the train...


sensible shoes for after we get to the office (to put a spring in your step)...


eveningwear....


unless we are working this evening...


either way we always return to our slippers...

qw

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Monday, May 17, 2010

our monday memories....

...we just can't remember...

new new york-



old new york-



if you really take a good look...
not that much has changed -

qw

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

smoking & hanging with jesus - in the rain


rainy day in new york...
wet roses and irises, damp old queen...
prince charming called late last night and he'll be along shortly, albeit, dragging...
more dampness...

rent boys & oil spills....
even if in our imagination we combine the two...
alas...
still damp.

qw

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

what we did today

#1. we had the opportunity to engrave upon one soul to mind their own business..




#2. then we proceeded, impromtu, mind you, to plant lovely flowers around Whitestone....
(taking over the world to make it fabulous)...





#3. then reminded the "X" ---



#4. thought about what we want and who we are...



mother's work is never done...

qw

Monday, May 10, 2010

our monday memories....



...will remain private till friday
qw


Dear, Dear Leana



this is how we found her when we were just a  wee princess....



but please know there is so much more -

RIP

qw

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Faith cannot whither, nor custom dispel their infinite variety...

"Some Queens"
from David B. Feinberg's book, Eighty-Sixed:

"Drag queens, size queens, shrimp queens (toe-sucking), rice queens (Orientals), Potato queens (Occidentals), Fire Island Queens, circuit queens (Fire Island/gym/disco circuit), cha-cha queens (Latinos), rice-and-bean queens (Mexicans), Queens for a Day (married men from New Jersey who go to the baths), face-sitting queens, fist queens, dish queens, Astoria Queens, dinge queens, beanie-boy queens (Orthodox Jews), salami queens (Italians), salami-casing queens (uncut Italians), leather queens, opera queens, tearoom queens, smoke queens, popper queens, enema queens, personals queens (likes long walks on beaches), glory hole queens, tattoo queens, butthole queens, studio queens (Studio 54 similarly, Disco Dollies), snow queens (cocaine, or blacks who like whites), fag hag queens, hyphenate queens (actor-model-dancer-waiter), stress queens, roller derby queens (wheelchairs, etc.), alfalfa queens (macrobiotic), diesel queens (men who dress up like dykes), chicken queens, diva queens, screen queens, seafood queens (sailors), Souvlaki queens (Greek action), crepe Suzette queens (French action), Perils-of-Pauline queens (thrill seekers), blue jean queens (Calvin Klien, Gloria Vanderbilt), teddy bear queens, cherry queens (deflowering virgins), Crisco queen, smut queens, ice queens (diamond stud earrings), banana queens (curved dicks), Jimmy Dean queens (Levi's, Elizabeth Taylor and Rebels without a Cause), Lean Cuisine queens (perpetual dieters), mean queens (S & M), twisted queens (deranged), pee queens (watersports), team queens, unweaned queens (sucking on tits - - also known as dairy queens), magazine queens (addicted to glossies and press releases), railroad queens, locker room queens, mile high club queens (making it airplane johns), rubber queens, dildo queens, beet queens (future farmers of America back in High School - - see also: "yam queens"), dream queens (GQ types), scream queens ("faaabulous!!!!"), palace queens (Leona Helmsley), tuna queens (male lesbians), pesto queens (into garlic), egg cream queens, fashion victim/style-police queens (beyond therapy), hostage queens (fantasies of being taken hostage in a foreign American embassy and being brutalized by idealistic young university-student revolutionaries), vanilla queens (into vanilla sex: basic sucking and fucking, no fantasies allowed), matzoh meal queens (reformed Jews), Wuthering Heights queens (hopeless romantics), skin queens (uncircumcised), peeled queens (cut), designer queens, steroid queens, beach queens, smack queens, Ma Bell queens (phone sex), Tom Thumb queens (small dicks), Uniform queens, piano bar queens, salad queens (rimming), bottle queens (alcoholics), flea queens (sex in run down hotels), bull horn queens (politicos), flab queens (AKA chubby chasers), evil queens (approximately ninety percent of the above), therapy queens (electro shock queens, Bellvue queens, couch queens, Valium queens, etc...) condo and co-op queens (the landed gentry in Manhattan), and closet queens."


...within any "culture" there are always "sub-cultures": so let us not be sweeping in our judgements like "others".
i.e. all christians may look and sound the same to you, but trust us, they hardly recognize each other...

qw

testing testing one two three-



thank GOD the beer is safe



finally off the proverbial happy hook are we georgy girl?



rest in peace
qw

Sunday, May 2, 2010

BMW... buttheads moving willy-nilly


tell us truthfully...
does one have to take an asshole test before they are allowed to purchase a bmw?
it seems so...
at least around NYC.




queer query...



WELL..
anyone?

qw

Saturday, May 1, 2010

sunday will never be the same...




my god those kool- lots (we'd wear them, and often) & we think we need to show spanky to the little cow-girls room....

if you watched this and don't have to pee....

we think you may be a psychopath...

qw