an apple..... whirling silently in space -

time to move on up ... to across the east river - east side

looks like we will be back in queens tomorrow and returning to our irregulary scheduled programming. thanks to all our loyal subjects for staying with us by coming to court for a little wine & spongecake...
the mission has gone well, albeit frantic for much of the time, but there were brief moments for reflection and absolute lashings of budweiser, poolside, enveloped within the sultry moonlit nights...

and as we take our leave, we know we have left behind simply miles of fabric,
dozens of fleurs por la vie, and enough empty beer cans to build a barn.

it is now time for us to dust off our old dancing dress and workover our empire for cash...

(sad,sad,sad)
really no way for a queen to sustain -
qw

grape

jelly -

soon -

qw

color before sound - watch it...

we are amused -

blow bubbles over to thombeau at the chateau for exposing us to this tender morsel of juicy goodness

qw

but everybody says, "she looks like me"...

SWEET


Rachel Sweet

qw

p.s. written for rachel by elvis costello

one hell of a broad -

ruthie roman

another queen in queens

look who just crawled into my empire...



i know just what to do with a fourteen inch gator
qw

post script: the reptile is pretty hot too

once again tinker bell saved my ass -

check back later to find out how tinker bell saved her royal highnesses hiney

one more thing......................................some girls....

..... i swear......

qw

the penske file...

oy!
the agony...
oy! the shame -
to make my privates public for a game - - -
(i.e. more soiled linen for mommy).

driving again -
to tallehassee & back again...
oy...



random florida pretty -





my heart though -
needs to be in a greasy & loyal place....
any guesses?



like my dearest old friend used to say....

"Where's the ash-tray"?

to that question i have a stock answer....

"You're in it".

xoxo
qw

remembrance

stolen moments...

got here safely, mission going well...
busy busy busy -
remembering the blogwhores out there & just thought i'd check in...

as for all those fucknuggets out there who oppose the muslim community center in lower manhattan....

the terrorists have already beaten YOU in your hearts and minds...
but not ME.

how do you want to be remembered?


remembrance -
qw

...the sky is blue, the sun is shining, yet everyone forgets there is evil. ...

click ifin' you kan kamp.....

under the sun....


Oll Korrect -

sylvia - " It was your cousin... Thelma Snatchfull."

roddy - "" Boats coming in, Daphne." Prepare to repel boarders....""

maggs - " excuse me, I must put my hostess hat on..."

james - " funny man."

leaving town for a while

there is some soiled linen that mother needs to look after...
i will try to post
qw

read this

who's afraid of virginia woolf?.......?

mother -

daughter -

...
i dont know everything
alot...
not everything -
qw

because i can....

i mean... who on earth would want to hurt poor dottie henckle?

listen to your filthy mouth you fucking whore....

please help me...
i'm a divorced woman....

..and a big yellow taxi came and took away my old man -

just thinkin'

me ones...




me tens...



me twenties...



me thirties...




me forties...




i was thinkin' something like this for me fifties....

please let me know...
i think i can still do this...
but i need an audience
qw

..Now Duty Freeeee....

charades ...

that's right!!!

i'm the National Organization of Marriage

you guys are so good at this...
qw

there's always room...

for JELL-O

qw

commercial interruption - pass that doobie grandma...

video of the week?

get up a lazy bum-

my ass
&

potstogoodtobejustfortheyoung

yes, this is spany mcfarelene...
qw-*/

our kind of town -

beer, drugs, cafe & beer...

please click to embigen...
please?



our dearheart in SF sent us this LINK last week -
if you like photography and or americana ...
you really should take a look

qw

another queens queen...

... a EX-mile high queen


My Hero

from joemygod - here is THE STORY
its a hoot!
here is the insta-website

qw

Hhmmmm.

occasionally, this -



is truly, this -

walt whitman & peter doyle




ok
all you moralists
lift your eyes
look at these four men's faces....
....
or is this just two men's faces?

?

truth really requires no effort

qw-{

oh my dears...

patricia neal has passed -







Hello, Lucille?
2-E.
Bill got back in town, a day early, the beast...
so i'm afraid i'll have to beg off...

... you'll explain to the rest of the girls? -


klaatu barada nikto,
beloved pats
qw

- and just so much more -
ooo!
i really want a cup of maxum right now

we'll be back after this "commercial" message....

yes...
we take...
checks...
qw-[

another queens queen...

a sunnyside queen...



norma, margo & billie...

...lost, lost & won -



face -




face testifies before nasty senate -

judy holliday....
that's what she gets for wearing red ...


honestly, if you have never seen Born Yesterday, and you think you know movies -
then how could this little girl from queens beat out bette davis, (All About Eve) and gloria swanson, (Sunset Boulevard)
???


find time to watch this -
(especially if you want to understand the Queens english)...
if you admire cyndi lauper(ozone park, queens) or edith bunker(flushing, queens), amongst others..
think of them from the very first time you hear judy's voice-(WHaaaaaaat?) in this clip....
you will understand -
i have spoken-{

there is much justified speculation of the dissipation of nyc accents; i am witness of said dissolution thereof, and am always thrilled when i find a pocket thats' speak remains true unto itself...
(thanks ant grace, ant marie & unkl dom... yeah, eye weel have uh coefee -)

qw

oh
and for those who know...
gladys glover-
Gladys Glover...
GLADYS GLOVER!


and in case i pass, Thom, it is my final request to be buried sitting upp.
qw

more tiny things

tiny screw-



tiny shoe-

you should really check out accidental mysteries if you haven't yet...


tiny bat-



tiny doctor, tiny dress -



tiny sparrow


oh
wait
here's the little sparrow now -



it is all relative ...
qw-[