You will have such a wonderful time... ah, Florida - The giant wang of the United States, hanging all pendulous and soft. Maybe you can do something about that while down there? Oh, come on, I know you have the skills! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Happy Floridays Wally!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteYears ago I had a passionate affair with Jimmy's second cousin, by the way...
watch out for those mile long pythons.
ReplyDeleteI'll be on the lookout, but I've been picking up snakes since I was a small child...
DeleteSo...Exactly where in Florida will you be moving?
ReplyDeleteAs LX would say, I'm asking for a friend...
Down on the Treasure Coast, Jensen Beach-Stuart. I am probably closer to where you are up here in the Georgia mountains than I will be down south...
DeleteIf you ever head that way let me know!
Wow! you look good on surf board...
ReplyDeleteI wish!
DeleteI do look good on a towel, in sunglasses, watching the surfers though...
Stay away of those "Tabarnacos". They like to hang out in Florida and are a real pain in the you-know-where!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning, but I have Anne Murray to protect me...
DeleteOh ..... no ...... Flori-duh!
ReplyDeleteOh, the part I'm headed to ain't so bad. I plan to get involved with progressive politics, here there isn't even a democratic party...
DeleteYou will have such a wonderful time... ah, Florida - The giant wang of the United States, hanging all pendulous and soft. Maybe you can do something about that while down there? Oh, come on, I know you have the skills! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDeleteI'll stroke it, trust me...
DeleteAnd after it's fully erect, I guess Miami will be just a few squirts off Gibraltar!
DeleteNow we know where the Canary Islands come from!
DeleteAnd I'm sure you'll catch a big wave and ride it.
ReplyDeleteNow that is what I call a bush. Fuck that shaving shit.
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