Monday, April 8, 2013

Things Are Looking Up!!!

After a really tough time with the old man and our disagreement of how to handle two waitresses (his insane, vindictive, evil daughter and her sweet, gullible, presumptuous sidekick), the problem has been resolved. 

My left pinky finger is exhausted....

For whatever reason, his daughter thought it would be a good idea to sucker-punch her father, needless to say that that sent them both to jail. 

Bail;  She's unemployed.

Two days later the sidekick pissed off the queen hillbilly waitress.

Tears; She's unemployed.

The entire staff is elated and the old man has acquiesced. And, I hired a new girl today!

He even started on the indoor toilet for me,
 says it'll be done before winter sets in....


The John Works Great!!!
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17 comments:

  1. PrincessApril 9, 2013 at 12:12 AM

    And soon you'll be a flushing queen!

    hopefully things will settle down for a while now... for one moment there I thought you were working on an episode of Dallas!

    Then i ralised you were talkin real life...

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    1. designing wallyApril 13, 2013 at 7:49 PM

      In Real Life I AM Stella Dallas, right down to cup size....

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  2. normadesmondApril 9, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    don't forget to wipe.

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  3. Jon DeepBlueApril 9, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Aww! That sucks! Good luck with the new girl.

    xo
    Jon

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    1. designing wallyApril 13, 2013 at 7:53 PM

      No Jon, things are looking up & the new girl is great and a bit of a bitch. I can deal with bitches; evil makes me sick.

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  4. Mistress MaddieApril 9, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    I think that pile of bricks and the beer bottle on the tank add to the atomsphere there.

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    1. designing wallyApril 13, 2013 at 7:55 PM

      Folks 'round here believe that art should have purpose...

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  5. ayeM8yApril 11, 2013 at 1:00 AM

    Don't mess with waitressing hillbillies.

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  6. JillApril 11, 2013 at 2:41 PM

    Really!?!

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  7. uptonkingApril 11, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    Hey, if those girls are looking for work, I heard they are always looking for people at the meth house down the street from me. The rewards on not great and they will probably lose all their teeth, but hey... a girl's gotta make a living, am I right? Obama ain't gonna be buying them any rhinestones for their bedazzlers, trust you me.... - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. designing wallyApril 13, 2013 at 8:03 PM

      I think they were already part of a pill mill: Not a pretty picture, I don't even like thinking about them anymore.
      Sad, sad, sad...

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  8. MissMiriamApril 12, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Real life does rear it's ugly head from time to time. Welcome back!

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